Tone: [Gbm]
Intro:
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Verse 1:
[Gbm7] [Gbm] We'll ask if we can have six in [Gbm7] [Gbm]
If not we'll have to have two[Gbm7]two [Gbm]
Well, you're coming up at our end aren't you? [Gbm7] [Gbm]
So I'll get one with you[Gbm7]you [Gbm]
Won't he let us have six in?[Gbm7]in? [Gbm]
Especially not with the food [Gbm7] [Gbm]
He could have just told us no, though[Gbm7]though [Gbm]
He didn't have to be rude
[Gbm7] [Gbm] You see her with the green dress? [Gbm7] [Gbm]
She talked to me at the bar[Gbm7]bar [Gbm]
Well how come it's already two-pound fifty? [Gbm7] [Gbm]
We've only gone about a yard[Gbm7]yard [Gbm]
Didn't you see she were gorgeous? [Gbm7] [Gbm]
She were beyond belief [Gbm7] [Gbm]
But this lad at the side drinking his Smirnoff Ice[Gbm7]Ice [Gbm]
Came and p[Gbm]paid for her Tropical Reef
Chorus:
And I'm s[B]sitting going backwards
And I d[A]didn't want to leave
I said "[B]"It's High Green, mate
[E]Via H[Gbm]ills[E]borough, p[Gbm]lease"
Verse 2:
[Gbm7] [Gbm] Well, how funny were that sketch earlier [Gbm7] [Gbm]
Up near that taxi rank?[Gbm7]rank? [Gbm]
Oh no, you would have missed it [Gbm7] [Gbm]
Think it were when you went to the bank [Gbm7] [Gbm]
These two lads squaring up proper shouting[Gbm7]shouting [Gbm]
I were next in the queue [Gbm7] [Gbm]
The kind of thing that'd seem so silly [Gbm7] [Gbm]
But not when they've both had a few [Gbm7] [Gbm]
Chorus 2:
Well, c[B]calm down, temper, temper
You sh[A]shouldn't get so annoyed
Well, you're [B]acting like a silly litt[A]little boy
Oh, they w[B]wanted to be men
And do some f[A]fighting in the street
He said "[B]"No surrender
[E]No ch[Gbm]chance [E]of re[Gbm]retreat"
Chorus:
And so [B]why are they in the taxi?
'Cause I d[A]didn't want to leave
I said "[B]"It's High Green, mate
Vi[E]a H[Gbm]illsb[E]orough, p[Gbm]lease!"
Verse 3:
[Gbm7] [Gbm] Drunken plots hatched to jump it [Gbm7] [Gbm]
Ask around, "Are you sure?"[Gbm7]sure?" [Gbm]
Went for it but the red light was showing [Gbm7] [Gbm]
And red light indicates doors are se[Gbm]secure
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