Tone: [Am]
[Intro:]
[Am] [Am] [E] [Am]
[Verses]
Des[Am]Despair to the point till they provoke
The pu[Am]punchline before they have told the joke
The sh[Am]sheer desperation to be seen
St[Am]Staring at the television screen
Des[Am]Despair to the point where they provoke
You to tell the fucking pu[Am]punchline before you have told the joke
[Am]Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist
It w[Am]wasn't in the top 100 list
And it's the th[F]thousandth time and it's e[E]even bolder,
[Am]Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
[F]He told ya, [E]that you were gagging for it[D#]it
She [Am]saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The [Am]kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
A[Am]Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the [Am]television and the magazine
D'you [Am]reckon that they do it for a joke?
D'you [Am]reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
That says "we ar[Am]are defenders
Of a[Am]any poseur or professio[Am]professional pretender around"
When did your l[F]list replace the t[E]twist and turn?
Ah the f[Am]fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
[F]And if you're bothered, I don't want your p[E]prayers
Save it for the morning after
[[Solo:]] [Am]
And it's the [F]thousandth time and it's [E]even bolder,
[Am]Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
[F]He told ya, t[E]that you were gagging for it[Am]it
[F]Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
[E]Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
[Am]Already thick and you're getting thicker[Am]thicker
[F]Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
[E]Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
[Am]Already thick and you're getting thicker[D#]thicker
[Am]Asuming that all things are equal,
[Am]Who'd want to be men of the people[E]people
[E]When there's people like you?[Am]you?
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