Tone: [G]
Intro:
This is the worst country song of all time
And it goes
Verse:
[G]I hate beer and honky-tonk women
And [C]I don't eat deer and I c[G]can't stand fishing
And [G]I don't know the words to Family Tradition
Folsom P[D]Prison, or Walk The Line
And [G]I think sweet tea is overrated
And a[C]all dirt roads were m[G]made for paving
Yeah, this is the worst c[D]country song of all t[G]time
A[G]And the Chorus goes
Chorus:
[G]I love cities and traffic jams
[C]I don't want a house on a piece of land
I des[G]deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
But [D]I don't wanna earn a dime
O[G]Old Yeller didn't make me sad
I t[C]think we should change the American flag, yeah
T[G]his is the worst c[D]ountry song of all t[G]ime
Verse:
S[G]Second Verse goes
[G]I think trucks are a waste of gas
If y[C]you disagree, we'll c[G]cancel that, 'cause
[G]My momma never whipped my ass, huh
[D]I guess she never tried
M[G]Man, stink a fork in the constitution
[C]I support Kim Jong-un and P[G]Putin
Yeah, this is the worst c[D]country song of all t[G]time
A[G]And the Chorus goes
Chorus:
[G]I love cities and traffic jams
[C]I don't want a house on a piece of land
I des[G]deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
But [D]I don't wanna earn a dime
O[G]Old Yeller didn't make me sad
I t[C]think we should change the American flag, yeah
T[G]his is the worst c[D]ountry song of all t[G]ime
-G[G]-Get on that tin whistle boy-
Instrumental:
[G] [C] [G] [D] [G] [C] [G] [D] [G]
Bridge:
A[G]And the Bridge goes
I[G]I'm too good for Solo cups
Your m[C]momma's homemade fried c[G]chicken sucks
B[G]Boots ain't made to get scuffed up
How you li[D]like that saxophone?
Yeah, my n[G]neck ain't red and John Deeres are blue
And you're as c[C]country as caviar if you t[G]think that's true
And this s[G]song's a joke but if it ain't for you
[D]I know your favorite song
-nc-
And it goes like
Chorus:
[G]I love cities and traffic jams
[C]I don't want a house on a piece of land
I des[G]deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
But [D]I don't wanna earn a dime
O[G]Old Yeller didn't make me sad
I t[C]think we should change the American flag, yeah
T[G]his is the worst c[D]ountry song of all t[G]ime
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