Tone: [A]
Verse:
Like a [A]ship in a bottle
I [E]don't want it to change
[Gbm]Even though you piss me off
And [D]left the kid estranged
Cause [A]who is going to tell me
When [E]I am full of xxxx
And [Gbm]who will make me miserable
And [D]make me babysit
So [A]if you xxxxing die on me
And [E]leave me on my own
I [Gbm]promise I will hunt you down
You'll [D]have nowhere to turn
It's [A]not that I would miss you
Just I [E]couldn't stand the fuss
They'd [Gbm]make me plan a funeral
We're [D]better of as us
Chorus:
[A]I hate cancer
More than ukulele [E]songs
[E]They're horrific, annoying
And worst of all they're [Gbm]twee as xxxx
[Gbm]And won't shut up
[Gbm]They jingle jangle on my tits
I [D]hate them and they xxxx me off
I [E]wanna smash them all to bits
Chorus:
[A]I hate cancer
More than ukulele [E]songs
[E]They're annoying and hipster
And worst of all they're [Gbm]twee as xxxx
[Gbm]And won't shut up
[Gbm]They jingle jangle on my tits
I [D]hate them and they xxxx me off
I [E]wanna smash them all to bits
Chorus:
[B]I hate cancer
More than ukulele [Gb]songs
[Gb]They're annoying and hipster
And worst of all they're [Abm]twee as xxxx
[Abm]And won't shut up
[Abm]They jingle jangle on my tits
I [E]hate them and they xxxx me uff
I [Gb]wanna smash them all [B]to bits
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