Tone: [F]
Verse 1:
[F]Have you ever felt sad or lonely?
[Dm]Have you ever felt two feet tall?
[Bb]Have you ever thought, "Man, if only
[C]I was anybody else at all."
[F]They like to kick you
[Dm]when times get rough
[Bb]And you give your all
[C]But it's not enough
[Bb]And sticks and stones might [C]break your bones
But [F]words can [Gm]break your [Dm]hear[C]heart
And [Bb]if you don't know [C]where to go
I'll [F]show you [Gm]where to [Dm]star[C]start
Chorus:
[F]Kill yourself, [Dm]it'll only take a minute
[C]You'll be happy that you did it
Just go [Bb]over to your oven
And shove your head in it
[F]Kill yourself, r[Dm]really, you should do it
There's[C]There's really nothing to it
Just [Bb]grab a mug
And chug a cup of lighter fluid
Verse 2:
[F]I sound un-empathetic
[Dm]I sound mean and rude
[Bb]Suicide is an epidemic
[C]And I don't want to be mis[F]misconstrued
Signs of depression [Dm]go overlooked
So if [Bb]you're depressed
Then y[C]you need to book
a [Bb]therapy session
Talk abo[C]about your depression
[F]Let a [Gm]professional [Dm]hear [C]it
But i[Bb]if you search for [C]moral wisdom
in[F]in Katy P[Gm]Perry's [Dm]lyric[C]s, then
Chorus 2:
[F]Kill yourself, [Dm]it won't be painful
[C]If you are able
To [Bb]give a little kiss
to an oncoming train, you'll
[F]Kill yourself, [Dm]it's over, mull it
[C]There's a trigger, pull it
[Bb]Get it through your
head, "it" being a bullet
Verse 3:
[F]Stick your tongue in a [Dm]plug
Suck a pipe of exha[Bb]exhaust
Make some toast in the t[C]tub
Nail yourself to a cros[F]cross
Hold your breath till it's g[Dm]gone
Drink a gallon of ma[Bb]mace
Be gay in Ir[C]Iran
Let Oprah sit on your fa[F]face
Outro:
Jump off of a Bri[Dm]Bridge
Skinny dip in a flo[Bb]flood
Sky dive attached to a fr[C]fridge
Drink a Haitian guy's bl[F]blood
Break into the [Dm]zoo
Give a tiger a sh[Bb]shove
Eat a Phillips head sc[C]screw
Marry Courtney Love [F]
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