Tone: [G]
freestar
Verse 1:
[G] Un[Em]Unfortun[C]fortunately I [D]am
[G] My o[Em]wn dog, m[C]y own fur c[D]ompani[Ebm]on
[Em] My own old [A]lady on a forum
[C] Who types in [Cm]glittery decorum
[G] Un[Em]Unfortunat[C]fortunately I [D]take
[G] Mys[Em]Myself out [C]walking every [D]day [Ebm]
[Em] I hand my [A]legs to the feet and
[C] I give my [Cm]head to the leash
Chorus:
[Am] Every other [D]day I’m wondering
[G] What’s a human [E7]being gotta be like
[Am] What’s a way to [D]just be competent
[G] These sweet instincts [E7]ruin my life
[Am] Every other [D]day I’m wondering
[G] Was it a mis[E7]mistake to try and define
[Am] What I’m certain’s [D]mad incompetence
[G] These sweet instincts[Am]instincts [Bm] [Cm] ruin my life
Verse 2:
[G] I c[Em]an't smell w[C]ell, or tell t[D]he time.
[G] Not K[Em] through 8[C], nor K - 9[D]. [Eb]
[Em] -For human, [A]grossly underqualified
[C] For canine, [Cm]grossly overqualified-
[G] I do[Em]don’t blend [C]in at Pet-[D]Pet-Smart
[G] That tru[Em]truth rem[C]remains for the [D]Wal[Eb]mart
[Em] 'Cause in either [A]case they say to me
[C] "What the xxxx is [Cm]lost in aisle 3?"
Chorus:
[Am] Every other [D]day I’m wondering
[G] What’s a human [E7]being gotta be like
[Am] What’s a way to [D]just be competent
[G] These sweet instincts [E7]ruin my life
[Am] Every other [D]day I’m wondering
[G] Was it a mis[E7]mistake to try and define
[Am] What I’m certain’s [D]mad incompetence
[G] These sweet instincts[Am]instincts [Bm] [Cm] ruin my life
Solo:
[Am] [D] [G] [E] [Am] [D] [G] [G]
----Key Change----
Verse 3:
[A] Just [Gbm]watch me, m[D]moving far a[E]away
[A] No[Gbm]body e[D]ven knows my n[E]ame a[Fm]nd
[Gbm] No one sus[B]suspects that I’m not fine, and
[D] Nobody [Dm]outs behavioral Frankenstein
[A] Just [Gbm]look at [D]Victor in l[E]la
[A] And Syd [Gbm]with the [D]y; State U of [E]A, [Fm]
[Gbm] And all the [B]majors at the labels -
[D] Rebooting [Dm]soon as I am able
Chorus:
[Bm] Every other [E]day I’m wondering
[A] What’s a human [Gb7]being gotta be like
[Bm] What’s a way to [E]just be competent
[A] These sweet instincts [Gb7]ruin my life
[Bm] Every other [E]day I’m wondering
[A] Was it a mis[Gb7]mistake to try and define
[Bm] What I’m certain’s [E]mad incompetence
[A] These sweet instincts [Gb7]ruin my life
Outro:
[Bm] Da da da da [E]da da dadada
[A] Da da da da [Gb7]da da dadada
[Bm] Da da da da [E]da da dadada
[A] These sweet instincts [Gb7]ruin my life
[Bm] Da da da da [E]da da dadada
[A] Da da da da [Gb7]da da dadada
[Bm] Da da da da [E]da da dadada
[A] These sweet [Gb7]instincts ruin my life
Outro Chords:
[Bm] [E] [A] [Gb7] [Bm] [E] [A]
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