Tone: [D]
Capo: 2nd
Intro -x2-:
[D] [G] [A]
Verse:
[D]Last night I did this thing where
I[G]I talked to random p[A]people at the bar [D] [G] [A]
[D]I took some big old swings and it ac[G]actually [A]got
me kind of f[Bm]arther than I ever thought[G] it would[A]
[D]I used to have more confidence in co[G]college [A]
When I kne[D]knew every person at the party - I [G]was rock [A]solid
Now I’m a s[D]stranger to Sara with no H [G] [A]
And I’m p[D]paying thirteen dollars for her drink [G] [A]
Chorus:
[D]And she told me I [A]remind her of Ted [G]Mosby
I said, “[D]“Honestly I’m fl[A]flattered”
She said, “D[G]“Don’t be”
I said, “[D]“Really, no I[A]I’m flattered.
Ted’s [Bm]annoying but I[G] like Josh [D]Radnor”
[G]She said, “Who?”
[A]I said, “The acto[D]actor”
Interlude -x2-:
[D] [G] [A]
Verse:
I’[D]m lonely on Long Island and I w[G]
anna let my h[A]aircut down [D] [G] [A]
And I [D]look for love online
But there’s got[G]ta be more w[A]ays
to take a[D]dvantage of my prime
I mean, c[G]come o[A]on
[D]I used to have more confidence i[G]in high schoo[A]school
When I won [D]choir’s biggest
heartthrob and I [G]felt cool when I [A]smoked
But now mar[D]ijuana mak[G]es me ov[A]erthink
And I’m p[D]aying eighteen dol[G]lars for her[A] drink
Chorus:
[D]And she told me I [A]remind her of Ted [G]Mosby
"Is it ca[D]cause I keep talk[A]talking?"
She said, “M[G]“Mostly”
Not to sa[D]y that I'm n[A]ot flattered
after a[Bm]ll I really li[G]ke Josh Rad[D]nor
[G]She said, “Who?”
[A]I said, “The actor[D]actor”
[G]She said, “Who?”
[A]I said, “The actor[D]actor”
[G]She said, “Who?”
[A]I said, “The actor[D]actor who plays him
[A]On TV” -On TV-
[G]On TV -On TV- [D]
Bridge:
And I don’t[D] recognize this
person I’ve b[G]ecome here at the b[A]ar
I [D]kind of like it though I’m
giving finance b[G]bro and that’s a [A]start
A[D]nd although I’m known to share
my deepest s[G]ecrets right awa[A]y
I[D] don’t think Sara with no H
needs to know y[G]et that I croche[A]t
Guess I can [D]be the actor
You can c[G]cue the laughter
I can pla[D]play a character, life ain’t so di[G]different from [A]TV
We each said, “I[D]“I could have another”
I said, “[G]“Jinx”
Now I’m [D]paying forty dollars for our[A]our drinks
Chorus:
[D]And she told me I r[A]remind her of Ted Mo[G]Mosby
I said, “[D]Honestly, I’ll take T[A]ed over Ba[G]rney”
She said,[D]said, “Barney’s p[A]problematic but I’ve
[Bm]always loved N[G]eil Patrick[D] Harris”
[G]I said, “Who?”
[A]She said, “The actor”[D]actor”
[G]I said “Who?”
[A]She said, “The actor”[D]actor”
“Do you like him or like th[A]the actor who plays him[G]him?” -On TV-
“This one’s on me”[D]me”
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