Tone: [C]
I [F]brush my [C]teeth
And look in the [G]mirror
And [F]laugh out [C]loud
As I'm beaming from [G]ear to ear
I'd rather pick [F]flowers [C]
Instead of [G]fights
And rather than f[F]flaunt my style
I'd [C]flash you a smile
[G]Of clean pearly whites
[Am]I've been to the d[F]dentist
a thousand [C]times, so I know the [Dm]drill
I [F]smooth my hair, sit ba[Dm]back in the chair
But [C]somehow I still get the c[G]chills
[F]Have a [C]seat
He says pleasant[G]pleasantly
As he [F]shakes my hand [C]
And practically [G]laughs at me
Open up nice and [F]wide [C]
He says, peering [G]in
And with a smirk he says,
[F]"Don't have a fit, this'll [C]just pinch a bit"
As he tries not to [G]grin
[F]When hy[C]gienists[F] leave on[C] long v[G]acations
[F]That's when [C]dentists
[F]scream and [C]lose their [G]patience
[C]Talking only brings[F]brings the toothaches on[G]on me
Cause I say the st[F]stupidest th[C]things
[C]So if my resolve goes [F]south
I'll swallow my [G]pride with an a[F]aspirin
And [C]shut my [G]mouth
[F]Golf and alcoho[Am]alcohol don't mix
And that's[G]that's why I don't drink and [C]drive
[F]Because, good grief, I'd knock out my [Am]teeth
And hafta k[C]kiss my smile good[G]goodbye
[Am]I've been to the d[F]dentist
a thousand [C]times, so I know the [Dm]drill
I [F]smooth my hair, sit ba[Dm]back in the chair
But [C]somehow I still get the c[G]chills
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