Tone: [C]
Intro -x2-:
[C] [Em] [Am] [G]
Verse 1:
[C]Every Christmas I'[Em]I'm a very good boy
[Am]I put out milk and cookies for [G]this guy to enjoy
[C]But Santa never[Em]never brings the right toy
I[Am]I felt like giving up on all this [G]holiday joy
[C]But if you've seen 'The[Em]'The Santa Clause' you know -you know-
[Am]You become Santa if you [G]put on Santa's coat -oh-
[C]You can kill him, leave him [Em]dead up in the snow
Th[Am]The elves don't even care about you [G]murdering their bro
And so
Pre-Chorus 1:
[C]This Christmas gon' be [Em]special to me
[Am]I ain't gonna ask for a [G]car with a key
[C]I ain't gonna write to Santa [Em]asking him, "Please"
'Cause[Am]'Cause what I want for Christmas can't fit [G]under the tree
Chorus:
[C]I wanna be [Em]Santa Claus
[Am]So I'm gonna kill [G]Santa Claus
[C]When I hear those [Em]reindeer paws
[Am]I'm gonna [G]break the law
This [C]Christmas, don't got a [Em]wishlist, I got a[Am]a hit list
And at the [G]top of it is old Saint [C]Nicholas
Nothing a[Em]against him, it's just [Am]business
I ain't the [G]Grinch but I'm gonna steal [C]Christmas
Verse 2:
I made a [Em]list and checked it twice
For [Am]all the xxxxs I give about [G]ending Santa's life
And I [C]found none
I'll travel[Em]travel at the speed of light
If I'm [Am]Santa now does that mean that I [G]sleep with Santa's wife?
'Cause I'm [C]down, son -Yeah-
Fir[Em]Fire in my fireplace
Not t[Am]talking 'bout this flying ship when [G]I say I'mma slay
He gon' [C]die, son
I'mma [Em]wake up Christmas day
With [Am]all the dopest presents that I [G]forced the elves to make
They're my [C]prisoners
Pre-Chorus 2:
I'll never under[Em]understand why this is
The [Am]way that they decide who the next [G]Santa Claus is
[C]How do people not believe that [Em]Santa exists?
In this [Am]world, aren't adults
concerned a[G]about all these gifts they didn't [C]buy?
Chorus:
I wanna be [Em]Santa Claus
[Am]So I'm gonna kill [G]Santa Claus
[C]When I hear those [Em]reindeer paws
[Am]I'm gonna [G]break the law
This [C]Christmas, don't got a [Em]wishlist, I got a[Am]a hit list
And at the [G]top of it is old Saint [C]Nicholas
Nothing a[Em]against him, it's just [Am]business
I ain't the [G]Grinch but I'm gonna steal [C]Christmas
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