Tone: [F]
Verse 1:
So it [F]went like this, I fin[Gm]finished work
And then I [Bbmaj7]drove home pissed, oh God, what's worse
Than when your [F]xxxx's all twisted, eve[Gm]everything's o[Bbmaj7]off -Uh-
So I [F]hit the joint and now[Gm]now I'm feeling better
And I [Bbmaj7]strip down south 'cause I'm the naked neighbor
It's a [F]choice or am I cursed[Gm]cursed? It's a toss[Bbmaj7]toss up
Pre-Chorus:
Sometimes I[F]I get on my knees[Gm]knees
Pray to God[Bbmaj7]God, the birds, and the bees
I do it in a [F]crisis, it's a cri[Gm]crisis nightly no[Bbmaj7]now
And through my night[F]nightgown there's a breeze[Gm]breeze
And out the win[Bbmaj7]window, through the trees
I see it and it's [F]striking
It's a bow[Gm]bowling alley par[Bbmaj7]party I forgot about
Chorus:
But I got my[F]my creams on and my[Gm]my gown on
And I [Bbmaj7]don't think anyone cares if I go or not[F]not
So wrong to think eve[Gm]everyone loves me[Bbmaj7]me?
But doesn't need to be around me all the [F]time
-Oh[Gm]-Oh, oh, oh[Bbmaj7]oh-
But I'll be honest, yeah, the bowling alley kinda sounds [F]nice
-Oh[Gm]-Oh, oh, oh[Bbmaj7]oh-
And I'm invited, so I'll go there tonight
Verse 2:
So I [F]get up fast, hate[Gm]hate to keep 'em waiting
Party's [Bbmaj7]not fun yet cause I'm too busy praying
God, I'm [F]so happy to be[Gm]be rushing of[Bbmaj7]off, mm
So I [F]walk in hot, oh great[Gm]great, nobody noticed
'Til I [Bbmaj7]hit that strike, then everybody noticed me -uh [F]huh-
Every[Gm]Everybody loves a winner
[Bbmaj7]Who's gonna tell them I'm a lucky beginner
Pre-Chorus:
I[F]I get on my knees[Gm]knees
Pray to God[Bbmaj7]God, the birds, and the bees
Do it in a [F]crisis, it's a cri[Gm]crisis nightly no[Bbmaj7]now
And from the front[F]front door comes a breeze[Gm]breeze
And out the win[Bbmaj7]window, through the trees
I see it and it's [F]frightening
It's a can[Gm]candle in my room[Bbmaj7]room, forgot to blow it out
Chorus:
But I got my[F]my jeans on and my[Gm]my crown on
And the [Bbmaj7]whole place totally cares if I go or not[F]not
So wrong to think eve[Gm]everyone loves me[Bbmaj7]me?
And they need to be around me all the [F]time
-Oh[Gm]-Oh, oh, oh[Bbmaj7]oh-
But I'll be honest, yeah, the nightgown kinda sounds [F]nice
-Oh[Gm]-Oh, oh, oh[Bbmaj7]oh-
I take the trophy and I Irish goodbye
Interlude:
[F]Oooo[Gm]Oooooooh[Bbmaj7]oooh -Say it ain't so, I love to go home-
[F]Oooo[Gm]Oooooooh[Bbmaj7]oooh -Say it ain't so, I love to go-
Chorus:
Cause I got my[F]my creams on and my[Gm]my gown on
And I [Bbmaj7]don't think anyone cares if I'm home or not[F]not
So wrong to think eve[Gm]everyone loves me[Bbmaj7]me?
It doesn't need to be about me all the [F]time
-Oh[Gm]-Oh, oh, oh[Bbmaj7]oh-
But I'll be honest, yeah, the bowling alley kinda felt [F]nice
-Oh[Gm]-Oh, oh, oh[Bbmaj7]oh-
I turn the light on and I stare at the prize
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