Tone: [A]
Verse 1
Ugh
The [A]carpet is wet, I’m hung[Bm]hungover as xxxx
I don’t [D]wanna be here, I don’t [D]wanna get drunk
But my [A]best friends boyfriend’s [Bm]birthday came aro[D]around again
I [A]don’t wanna drink but there [Bm]isn’t a choice
They’re [D]dapping me up like I’m [D]one of the boys
And [A]everybody here bullied [Bm]me in the 8th [D]grade
Pre-Chorus
[A]Oh, [Bm]look at mе go
Ate [D]xxxx on the pavemеnt [D]like a dog
And I [A]know that [Bm]it’s a joke
But it [D]ain’t really funny and I [D]don’t wanna know about it
[Gbm]So I’ll [E]Uber home
[D]Take another shower ‘til the [D]water runs cold
But I k[Gbm]know I can’t [E]leave you all [D]alone
Chorus
I’m [A]fadin'
[A]Hangin' to my [Bm]vape pen
[Bm]Runnin' out of [Gbm]patience
Call it a [E]night
Oh I’m [A]failin' casual conver[Bm]conversation
[Bm]You know I’ll go [Gbm]apexxxx just to be [E]right
And [A]I’[Bm]I’m [Gbm] not the [A]ty[Bm]type [Gbm]
To just [A]leave you hangin' by the horns
But [Bm]God my ego’s feelin' torn [Gbm]tonight
[Gbm]Tonight, tonight, [E]I
Verse 2
There’s a [A]stain on the couch, there’s a [Bm]beer in my hand
We’re [D]playin' a game I don’t understand
But there’s [A]nothin' to lose so I’m [Bm]rollin' up my sleeves
[D]What could go wrong?
I [A]take another shot, now I’m [Bm]ready to go
And [D]what are the odds
I’m [D]kind of a pro?
Your [A]boyfriend’s xxxx and I’m [Bm]takin' him down, like
[D]Damn, who’s the quarterback now?
Pre-Chorus
[A]Woah, [Bm]look at me go
I’m [D]throwin' ‘em back like a [D]hometown hero
[A]Woah, I’m [Bm]feelin' it now
[D]Think I need to tap out, [D]I’m getting hot and bothered
[Gbm]Hey, [E]where’s the door?
[D]Know I’ve seen this [D]film before
I [Gbm]panic bad and [E]throw up on the [D]bedroom floor
Chorus
I’m [A]fadin'
[A]Hangin' to my [Bm]vape pen
[Bm]Runnin' out of [Gbm]patience
[E]Call it a night
Oh I’m [A]failin' casual conver[Bm]conversation
[Bm]You know I’ll go [Gbm]apexxxx just to be [E]right
And [A]I’[Bm]I’m [Gbm] not the [A]ty[Bm]type [Gbm]
To just [A]leave you hangin' by the horns
But [Bm]God my ego’s feelin' torn [Gbm]tonight
[Gbm]Tonight, tonight, [E]I
Bridge
Drinkin' [A]mezcal with my shades on like a [Bm]douchebag
But I still can’t get it [Gbm]right
Call my [A]ex up, make him [Bm]feel bad just to [Gbm]feel alright
Chorus
But [A]I’[Bm]I’m [Gbm] not the [A]ty[Bm]type [Gbm]
To just [A]take an oyster by the pearl
But [Gm]xxxx me sideways, I’m that girl [Gbm]tonight
[Gbm]Tonight, tonight, [E]I
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