Tone: [C]
Verse 1:
So, here's the deal
[C]I met this guy [E7]like a month ago
[Am]I got to thinking and [F]I was like 'what the hell'
[C]The only problem is that [E7]he's on a screen
[Am]But he's the man of my dreams
[C]In my head[E7]head I had it all planned out
[Am]a little picket fence [F]and a house -and three dogs :P-
[C]It's stupid [E7]
My mind is not g[Am]grasping that he's on p[F]paper
Chorus:
I guess I'll just
[C]Hold my breath and c[E7]count to ten
Why do I [Am]always fall for fi[F]fictional men?
My[C]My heart and mind won't s[E7]seem to align
'Cause I [Am]feel real things for a f[F]fake ass guy
I'm [C]way too old to p[E7]play pretend
But still, I a[Am]always fall for f[F]fictional men
My [C]heart and mind won't s[E7]seem to align
'Cause I've [Am]fallen in love with a f[F]fictional guy
Verse 2:
[C]The actor's cute,[E7]cute, but he's like 33
[Am]I guess that's only ten years [F]older than me -give or take-
[C]Maybe I'm dumb[E7]dumb or it's just quarantine
[Am]To be completely honest [F]2020's killing me
[C]Come on kid,[E7]kid, you know it kinda sucks
[Am]We get it, you've been a[F]alone for like six months
[C]But he's not real,[E7]real, face the facts
[Am]This is a coping mechanism, [F]clean up your act
Chorus:
Yeah no, I think I'm just gonna
[C]Hold my breath and c[E7]count to ten
Why do I a[Am]always fall for f[F]fictional men?
My h[C]heart and mind won't s[E7]seem to align
'Cause I f[Am]feel real things for a f[F]fake ass guy
I'm [C]way too old to [E7]play pretend
But still, I[Am]I always fall for [F]fictional men
My [C]heart and mind won't s[E7]seem to align
'Cause I've f[Am]fallen in love with a fi[F]fictional guy
[C]Hold my breath and c[E7]count to ten
Why do I a[Am]always fall for fi[F]fictional men?
My h[C]heart and mind [E7]won't seem to align
'Cause I [Am]feel real things for a [F]fake ass guy
I'm [C]way too old to p[E7]play pretend
But still, I [Am]always fall for [F]fictional men
My h[C]heart and mind won't [E7]seem to align
'Cause I've f[Am]fallen in love
With a fi[Fm]fictional g[C]guy
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