Tone: [G]
Intro:
[Em] [C] [G] [D] [Em] [C] [D] [G] [D] [G]
[G]Everytime i [D]go to dinner
[G]it seems like im getting a [D]little bit thinner
[G]I'll sit down at the [D]breakfast table
[G]i can talk, but [D]theyre not able
[G]When i look at [D]them i find
[G]there's a single question [D]on their mind.
[G]i wish it could go back to the [D]way it was
[G]its not easy no [D]because... [Em]
My whole [C]family thinks i[G]im gay
i guess its [D]always been that [G]way.
Maybe its [C]cause of the way i [G]walk,
that makes them [D]think that i like...[Em]like...boy[C]boys [G] [D] [Em] [C] [D] [G] [D] [G]
[G]The goddamn [D]question just wont go away
[G]cause i get asked every sin[D]single day
[G]but the way they ask [D]it is no disguise,
[G]like "How was your day?[D]day? Do you like to kiss guys?"
[G]This is the worst, baby this wa[D]was my fear
[G]Now their opinions are crysta[D]crystal clear. [Em]
My whole [C]family now is s[G]shocked,
I'm in the c[D]closet and the doo[G]door is locked.
Now my glo[C]glory days are go[G]gone,
I was John Elwa[D]Elway now im Elton John.[Em]John. [C] [G] [D] [Em] [C] [D] [G] [D] [G]
My whole [C]family now susp[G]suspects,
That watchin[D]watching spongebob had s[G]side effects.
But im not[C]not gay and thats[G]thats what i said,
D
-random awful sounds while you pretend to choke-
If i'm gay then god strike me dead.
Just caus[C]cause i go to an al[G]all guys school,
Doesnt mean [D]Justin Timberlake[G]Timberlake makes me drool.
When I go [C]outside, what [G]do i see?
The clouds in t[D]the sky spell "f a g"[Em]g" [C] [G] [D] [Em] [C] [D] [G] [D] [G]
I think t[C]that God might t[G]think im gay,
What does [D]he know any[G]anyway.
My grandma gave me a [C]present just last [G]year,
and the card sa[D]said, "Happy Birthday queer[Em]queer!" [C] [G] [D] [Em] [C] [D] [G] [D] [G]
My whole [C]family thinks i[G]im "fab"
There's a guys but[D]butt, hey bo, take a sta[G]stab!
Why doesn't he get wome[C]women, theres no other wa[G]way,
Its cause I'm l[D]lanky, not cause i'm gay[Em]gay. [C] [G] [D] [Em] [C] [D] [G] [D] [G]
[G]Just cause I'm [D]afraid of the snow,
[G]Or my favorite color i[D]is, the rainbow.
[G]I dont mean to yell but [D]i fear i must,
[G]Cause I'm losing the people that i [D]thought i could trust[Em]trust.
Even my boyfrie[G]nd thinks im
gay...[D]just kidding[Em] [C] [G] [D] [Em] [C] [D] [G] [D] [G]
You all [Em]probably think I'm g[C]gay,
[D]Man this song is c[G]counterproductive...
[D]la la la la [G]la...
I'm not gay I swear[Em]swear [C] [G] [D] [Em] [C] [D] [G] [D] [G]
Cause my [C]whole family th[G]thinks I'm gay,
What am i [D]suppose to [G]say?
Baby you gotta see righ[C]right through the haze, [G]
[G]Easy Bake oven was just a phase. [D]
My whole [C]family thinks i[G]i'm queer,
That is al[D]all i ever he[G]hear,
But ive been as [C]straight as a r[G]ramp,
If you dont cou[D]count Bible camp[Em]camp. [C] [G] [D] [Em]Don[C]'t[D] c[G]ou[D]nt[G] camp...
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