Tone: [Em]
Capo: 1
[Em]… W[C]What is that up in the sky?
[G] … [D]… Owww!
[Em]… Hailing taquitos
It’s [C]… hailing taquitos
[G]At the park, over the yard
[D]Put on your bike helmet
‘Cause they’re coming down hard
[Em]… Hailing taquitos
It’s [C]… hailing taquitos
[G]Guacamole, sour cream
[D]Is it nightmare or is it a
[Em]Dream? -Is it a dream?-
They’re [C]crunchy and they’re [G]fried -so fried-
And they’re [D]falling from the sky -from the
[Em]Sky-
You [C]might want to stay in in[G]inside -Lookout!-
[D]… Owww, my eye!
[Em]… News flash! Important information!
[C]… Taquitos coming down all over the nation!
[G]Portland, Denver, Austin, Poughkeepsie
[Gb]It’s a Taquito apocalypsie!
[Em]… Hailing taquitos
It’s [C]… hailing taquitos
[G]Run for cover, don’t be slow
There’s [D]beef, and chicken, and potato
[Em]… Hailing taquitos
It’s [C]… hailing taquitos
[G]Corn tortillas rolled up tight
[D]Coming down fast with no end in
[Em]Sight -No end in sight-
They’re [C]greasy and they’re [G]hot -So hot!-
They keep [D]falling from the sky -They keep on…-
-…[Em]-…Falling-
They’re kind of [C]pointy so they hurt a [G]lot
-Dude, watch out!-
[D]… Oww, my other eye! Oh, why?!?
[Em]… …[C]… What is t[G]that?
It’s the Tacobot Three [D]Thousand!
He’s shooting the
ta[Em]taquitos with his taco ray! [C]…
And turning them into harmless [G]tacos!
We’re saved! [D]Hooray! -It’s a miracle!-
… Hailing taquitos
It’s … hailing taquitos
[G]Beef, chicken, po[D]potato, cheese
[Em]… Hailing taquitos
It’s [C]… hailing taquitos
[G]Beef, chicken, po[D]potato, cheese
[Em]… Once again, thanks to the [C]Tacobot 3000
Hu[G]Humanity was [D]saved. Or was it?
Owww, my first eye again![Em]again! …
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