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I’m Gonna Kill Santa Claus

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Intro -x2-:

[C] [Em] [Am] [G]

Verse 1:

[C]Every Christmas I'[Em]I'm a very good boy

[Am]I put out milk and cookies for [G]this guy to enjoy

[C]But Santa never[Em]never brings the right toy

I[Am]I felt like giving up on all this [G]holiday joy

[C]But if you've seen 'The[Em]'The Santa Clause' you know -you know-

[Am]You become Santa if you [G]put on Santa's coat -oh-

[C]You can kill him, leave him [Em]dead up in the snow

Th[Am]The elves don't even care about you [G]murdering their bro

And so

Pre-Chorus 1:

[C]This Christmas gon' be [Em]special to me

[Am]I ain't gonna ask for a [G]car with a key

[C]I ain't gonna write to Santa [Em]asking him, "Please"

'Cause[Am]'Cause what I want for Christmas can't fit [G]under the tree

Chorus:

[C]I wanna be [Em]Santa Claus

[Am]So I'm gonna kill [G]Santa Claus

[C]When I hear those [Em]reindeer paws

[Am]I'm gonna [G]break the law

This [C]Christmas, don't got a [Em]wishlist, I got a[Am]a hit list

And at the [G]top of it is old Saint [C]Nicholas

Nothing a[Em]against him, it's just [Am]business

I ain't the [G]Grinch but I'm gonna steal [C]Christmas

Verse 2:

I made a [Em]list and checked it twice

For [Am]all the xxxxs I give about [G]ending Santa's life

And I [C]found none

I'll travel[Em]travel at the speed of light

If I'm [Am]Santa now does that mean that I [G]sleep with Santa's wife?

'Cause I'm [C]down, son -Yeah-

Fir[Em]Fire in my fireplace

Not t[Am]talking 'bout this flying ship when [G]I say I'mma slay

He gon' [C]die, son

I'mma [Em]wake up Christmas day

With [Am]all the dopest presents that I [G]forced the elves to make

They're my [C]prisoners

Pre-Chorus 2:

I'll never under[Em]understand why this is

The [Am]way that they decide who the next [G]Santa Claus is

[C]How do people not believe that [Em]Santa exists?

In this [Am]world, aren't adults

concerned a[G]about all these gifts they didn't [C]buy?