Verse 1
[G]I, I'm good at wasting t[D]time
I think lyrics need to r[Em]rhyme
And you're not asking
But I'm tr[C]trying to grow a mustache
I eat c[G]cheese, but only on pizza, p[D]please
And sometimes on a h[Em]homemade quesadilla
Ot[C]Otherwise it smells like feet to me
[Am]And I, I really like it
when the m[Bm]moon looks like a toenail
And I l[A]ove you when you say my n[C]a-a-a-a-a[D]me
Chorus
[G]If you wanna know here it
goes gonna tell you this
The [D]part of me that'll show if you're close
Gonna let you see
[Em]everything
But [C]remember that you asked for it
I'll[G]I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier
to l[D]let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear
what[Em]what lives in my brain
My h[C]heart, will you ask for it,
for [Am]your perusing?
At t[Bm]times confusing,
[C]slightly amusing
[D]Introducing me
[G]Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
[D]Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
[Em]La la la la
[C]La la la la la la la la, [G]da
Verse 2
I [G]never trust a dog to watch my f[D]food
And I like to use to the word "[Em]"dude"
As a noun, or an ad[C]adverb, or an adjective
And I've n[G]never really been into c[D]cars
I like really cool gu[Em]guitars and superheroes
And ch[C]checks with lots of zeros on 'em
I [Am]love the sound of vi[Bm]violins
And m[A]aking someone sm[C]i-i-i-i-i[D]le
Chorus
[G]If you wanna know here it
goes gonna tell you this
The [D]part of me that'll show if you're close
Gonna let you see
[Em]everything
But [C]remember that you asked for it
I'll[G]I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier
to l[D]let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear
what[Em]what lives in my brain
My h[C]heart, will you ask for it,
for [Am]your perusing?
At t[Bm]times confusing,
[C]Possibly amusing
[D]Introducing me
[Em]Well, you probably know
more than you [C]ever wanted to
So be c[A]careful when you ask next [C]ti-i-i-i-i[D]ti-i-i-i-ime
Chorus
[G]If you wanna know here it
goes gonna tell you this
The [D]part of me that'll show if you're close
Gonna let you see
[Em]everything
But [C]remember that you asked for it
I'll[G]I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier
to l[D]let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear
what[Em]what lives in my brain
My h[C]heart, will you ask for it,
for [Am]your perusing?
At t[Bm]times confusing,
[C]hopefully amusing
[D]Introducing me
Outro
[G]Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
[D]Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
[Em]Do do do doo
[C]In[Em]tro[D]duc[Am]ing [G]me
