Tone: [Gbm]
Intro:
[Abm] [E] [B] [Gb] [Eb7]
Verse 1:
It's been a [Abm]real long [E]three-hundred and thirty-five days
And the [B]last time, [Gb]it wasn't good any[Eb7]anyway
I'm so [Abm]lonely, [E]lonely with a capital "H"
If you know what I [B]mean, I've been [Gb]sitting on the washing ma[Eb7]machine
Chorus:
[Abm]Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed
[E]Ain't nobody's boots under my bed
[B]Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive
For a [Gb]late night call, for a [Eb7]real good time
[Abm]Ain't no new notches on my belt
And I'm [E]tired of keepin' my hands to myself
[B]911, it's officially a cry for [Gb]help
[Eb7]Y'all, I'm going through a [Abm]dry spell, yep
Interlude:
[E] [B] [Gb] [Eb7]
Verse 2:
[Abm]So, tell me, what's a [E]self-respectin' girl to do?
I got the [B]bacon, and [Gb]no one to bring it home [Eb7]to
It's a [Abm]drought out here,[E]here, waitin' on a storm
I think it's [B]time for me to [Gb]take the bull by the [Eb7]horns
Chorus:
[Abm]Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed
[E]Ain't nobody's boots under my bed
[B]Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive
For a [Gb]late night call, for a [Eb7]real good time
[Abm]Ain't no new notches on my belt
And I'm [E]tired of keepin' my hands to myself
[B]911, it's officially a cry for [Gb]help
[Eb7]Y'all, I'm going through a [Abm]dry spell, yep
Interlude:
[E] [B] [Gb] [Eb7]
Chorus:
[Abm]Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed
[E]Ain't nobody's boots under my bed
[B]Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive
For a [Gb]late night call, for a [Eb7]real good time
Ain't [Abm]nobody to roll with in the hay
And no[E]nobody but the chickens are gettin' laid
[B]911, it's officially a cry for [Gb]help
[Eb7]Y'all, I'm going through a [Abm]dry spell, yep
Outro:
[E] [B] [Gb] [Eb7] [Abm]