Tone: [E]
Intro 1 -x15-:
[E]
Intro 2:
[E] [B] [Dbm] [A]
Intro 3:
[E] -look [E]at ya, look at ya, look at ya, look at ya-
[B] -look at ya, look at ya, look [B]at ya, look at ya-
[Dbm] -look a[Dbm]at ya, look at ya, look at ya, look at ya-
-look [A]at ya, look at ya, look a[B]at ya, look at ya-
Pre-Chorus:
And [E]I always find, yeah, I always find somethin’ [B]wrong
You been puttin’ up wit’ my xxxx just way too [Dbm]long
I’m so gifted at findin’ what I don’t like the [A]most
So I think it’s time for [B]us to have a [E]toast
Chorus:
Let’s have a t[E]toast for the douchebags, let’s have a toast for the xxxx[B]xxxxxxxs
Let’s have a toast for the sxxxbags, every one of them that I know
[Dbm] Let’s have a toast for the jerkoffs, that’ll never take work off
[A] Baby, I got a plan, [B]run away fast as you can
Verse 1:
[E] She find pictures in my email, I sent this girl a picture of my xxxx
[B] I don’t know what it is with females, but I’m not too good with that xxxx
[Dbm] See, I could have me a good girl, and still be addicted to them hood rats
[A] And I just blame everything on you, at least you know [B]that’s what I’m good at
Pre-Chorus:
[E] And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin’[B]somethin’ wrong
You been puttin’ up wit’ my xxxx just way too [Dbm]long
I’m so gifted at findin’ what I don’t like the [A]most
So I think it’s time for [B]us to have a [E]toast
Chorus:
Let’s have a toast for the douche[E]douchebags, let’s have a toast for the xxxx[B]xxxxxxxs
Let’s have a toast for the sxxxbags, every one of them that I know
[Dbm] Let’s have a toast for the jerkoffs, that’ll never take work off
[A] Baby, I got a plan, run away fast as [B]you can
Bridge:
[E] Run away from me baby, run away
[B] Run away from me, baby, run away
[Dbm] When it starts to get crazy, then run away
[A] Babe, I got a plan[B]plan, run away as fast as you can
[E] Run away from me, baby. Run away.
[B] Run away from me, baby. Run away.
[Dbm] When it starts to get crazy, why can't she just run away?
[A] Baby, I got a plan, [B]run away as fast as you can.
Verse 2:
[E]24/7, 365, pussy stays on my mind
I-I-[B]I-I-I-I did it, all right, all right, I admit it,
now pick your best move, you could leave or live wit’ it
[Dbm]Ichabod Crane with that motherxxxxin' top off,
split and go where? back to wearin’ knockoffs, huh?
[A] Knock it off, Neiman’s, shop it off, let’s talk over mai tais, wa[B]waitress, top it off
[E]Hoes like vultures wanna fly in your Freddy loafers,
you can’t blame ‘em, they ain’t never seen Versace sofas
[B] Every bag, every blouse, every bracelet, comes with a price tag, baby, face it
[Dbm] You should leave if you can’t accept the basics, plenty hoes in the baller-xxxxx matrix
[A] Invisibly set, the Rolex is faceless, I’m just young, rich, and [B]tasteless, P
Verse 3:
[E] Never was much of a romantic, I could never take the intimacy
[B] And I know I did damage, cause the look in your eyes is killin' me
[Dbm] I guess you know of that advantage, cause you could blame me for everything
[A] And I don't know if Im'ma manage, if one day you just up and leave
Pre-Chorus:
And I a[E]always find, yeah, I always find somethin’ [B]wrong
You been puttin’ up wit’ my xxxx just way too [Dbm]long
I’m so gifted at findin’ what I don’t like the [A]most
So I think it’s time for [B]us to have a [E]toast
Chorus:
Let’s have a toast for the doucheb[E]douchebags, let’s have a toast for the xxxx[B]xxxxxxxs
Let’s have a toast for the sxxxbags, every one of them that I know
[Dbm] Let’s have a toast for the jerkoffs, that’ll never take work off
[A] Baby, I got a plan, run away fast as [B]you can
Outro:
[E] [B] [Dbm] [A] [B]
Outro:
[E] [E] [B] [Dbm] [A] [B]