Verse 1
[E]Hey you were standing by the screen door slamming
Rather clear what’s taking [B]place. You were holding on to Louie
He was packing, he was heavy that plastic handle just about to [E]break
[E]Well then you picked up Chloe. She knew y’all were going
She started [E7]barking like a [A]tank. I was [B]shocked and I was joking,
But I would not be longing. Cause I got Jim and Jack and [E]Hank
Chorus
Take y[A]your string bikinis, your apple martinis
Take [E]what’s left there in the bank
Take your [A]flat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and that [F#]damn perfume I never [B7]liked
Take your [E]black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
To [E7]me you’re just a total [A]blank, go on and leave me baby
[E]I don’t need you, I [B]got,,,, Jim and Jack and [E]Hank
Verse 2
[E]Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching
That little dog right in your [B]lap
I have become a little sad and I called up my old Dad
He said son you just woke me from my [E]nap
I told him you had left me. He said now son don’t you hate me
You know [E7]exactly what I [A]think. You [B]know you’re better off
You can fish and you can golf. You still got Jim and Jack and [E]Hank
Chorus
Take yo[A]your string bikinis, your apple martinis
Take [E]what’s left there in the bank Take your [A]flat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and that [F#]damn perfume I never l[B7]liked
Take your [E]black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
To [E7]me you’re just a total [A]blank, go on and leave me Baby
[E]I don’t need you, I [B]got Jim and Jack and Hank[E]Hank Thats right
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Verse 3
[E]So I got out the whiskey I began to listen to songs out in my truck you couldn’t [B]crank
I started feeling empty then again it hit me. I got Jim and Jack and H[E]Hank
Chorus
Take y[A]your string bikinis, your apple martinis
Take [E]what’s left there in the bank Take your [A]flat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and that [F#]damn perfume I never [B7]liked
Take your [E]black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
To [E7]me you’re just a total [A]blank, go on and leave me Baby
[E]I don’t need you, I [B]got Jim and Jack and Hank[E]Hank
Verse 4
[E]Yeh now [A]go on and leave me baby [E]I don’t need you I [B]got Jim and Jack and [E]Hank
[E]That’s right, you go ahead, I’ll be A okay Cause I got Jose Captain Morgan
Not to mention Old George and Tammy, Loretta, Merle, Willie Nelson, Big John Cash
How about Old Jimmy Buffet bring him in there When it’s sun shining,
George Strait an old friend Can’t forget Hank Jr and all his rowdy friends
I’m gonna clean out the whole closet baby All Yeah Goodbye