Capo 4
Intro
[C] [G/B] [Bb] [F] [Fm] [C] [G]
Verse 1
She always [C]said if something ever [G/B]
Happened [Bb]to me she would never [F]
Fall in [Fm]love again, [C] uh
What a [G]waste
We always [C]said we'd go together [G/B]
But if I'm just [Bb]half of her fo[F]forever
This goes [Fm]out to whoever [C]
Takes my [G]place
Chorus
She don't give[C]give two cents 'bout[G/B]'bout money
Likes a little [Bb]coffee in her [F]honey
Let her sleep [Fm]late as she [C]wants
Home is her [Dm]favorite rest[G]restaurant
Don't you [C]dare come home if you're [G/B]hammered
Better [E]watch your mouth and your [Am]grammar
She loves [F]babies, hates glitter
You better [G]shave before you kiss her [G/F#]
And [Dm]if she ever misses me,[Fm]me, please, don't [N.C.]let her
Verse 2
She's inse[C]insecure about her legs, right [G/B]
Something [Bb]wrong with her head, right? [F]
Just tell her she's [Fm]crazy (cra[C](crazy)
Even though she won't be[G]believe you, nah
Best ad[C]advice I can give you, brother [G/B]
Don't ever say she's [Bb]acting just like her mot[F]mother
Even though she [Fm]does sometimes (sometimes[C](sometimes)
It's gonna be our little [G]secret
Chorus
She don't give [C]two cents 'bout [G/B]money
Likes a little [Bb]coffee in her [F]honey
Let her sleep [Fm]late as she [C]wants
Home is her [Dm]favorite rest[G]restaurant
Don't you [C]dare come home if you're [G/B]hammered
Better [E]watch your mouth and your [Am]grammar
She loves [F]babies, hates glitter
You better [G]shave before you kiss her [G/F#]
And [Dm]if she ever misses me,[Fm]me, please, don't [C]let her
Bridge
Make her feel [G/B]better
Say something [Am]funny
Say something 'bout the [F]weather
Tell her wherever [C]I am, I'm [G/B]good
And if she [F]thinks she can love again
She should, understood?
Verse 3
[C]Orchids, that's her favorite [G/B]flower
Don't ever [Bb]watch "The Office" with[F]without her
After [Fm]church, she gonna [C]talk
N.C.
Her favorite season is football
Instrumental
[C] [G/B] [Bb] Ooh[F]-ho[Fm]o-ho[C]o Oh, y[G]eah yeah
Chorus
She don't give [C]two cents 'bout [G/B]money
Likes a little [Bb]coffee in her [F]honey
Let her sleep [Fm]late as she [C]wants
Home is her [Dm]favorite rest[G]restaurant
Don't you [C]dare come home if you're [G/B]hammered
Better [E]watch your mouth and your [Am]grammar
She loves [F]babies, hates glitter
You better [G]shave before you kiss her [G/F#]
And [Dm]if she ever misses me,[Fm]me, please, don't [C]let her
Outro
[G/B] [Bb] [F] [Fm] [C] [G] [C]