Verse 1
Baby, [C#m]seasons change but [G#m]people don't
[G]And I'm [F#m]always there waiting in the [B]back room
[C]I'm [C#m]boring but over [G#m]compsenate [G]with
[F#m]Headlines and flash flash [B]flash pho[C]photography
But [C#m]don't pretend you [G#m]ever forgot a[G]about [F#m]me [B] [C]
[C#m]Don't pretend you [G#m]ever forgot a[G]about [F#m]me [B] [C]
Refrain
Wouldn't you rather be a [A]widow than a [B]divorcee[C]divorcee?
[G#m]Style your wake for fashion [C#m]magazines
[A]Widow or a [B]divorcee[C]divorcee?
[G#m]Don't pretend [C#m]Don't pretend
[C#m] [G#m] (We don't fight [G]fair)
[F#m] [B] (We don't fight [C]fair)
Verse 2
They say your [C#m]head can be a [G#m]prison
[G]Then [F#m]these are just conjugal [B]visits[C]visits
[C#m]People will dis[G#m]dissect us [G]till
This [F#m]doesn't mean a thing any[B]anymore[C]more
[C#m]Don't pretend you [G#m]ever forgot a[G]about [F#m]me [B] [C]
[C#m]Don't pretend you [G#m]ever forgot a[G]about [F#m]me [B] [C]
(Repeat Refrain except last 2 lines)
Refrain
Wouldn't you rather be a [A]widow than a [B]divorcee[C]divorcee?
[G#m]Style your wake for fashion [C#m]magazines
[A]Widow or a [B]divorcee[C]divorcee?
[G#m]Don't pretend [C#m]Don't pretend
Chorus
We [E]do it in the dark, with s[B]smiles on our faces
[G#m]We're [A]dropped and well concealed in [C#m]secret places[B]places (Whoa)
We [E]do it in the dark, with s[B]smiles on our faces
[G#m]We're [A]dropped and well concealed in [C#m]secret places[B]places
Post-Chorus
[C#m] [G#m] (We don't fight [G]fair)
[F#m] [B] (We don't fight [C]fair)
[C#m] [G#m] (We don't fight [G]fair)
[F#m] [B] (We don't fight [C]fair)
Solo
Patrick:
[A] [B] [G#m] [C#m] [A] [B] [G#m] [C#m]
[A] [B] [G#m] [C#m] [A] [B] [G#m] [C#m]
Chorus
We [E]do it in the dark, with s[B]smiles on our faces
[G#m]We're [A]dropped and well concealed in [C#m]secret places[B]places (Whoa)
We [E]do it in the dark, with s[B]smiles on our faces
[G#m]We're [A]dropped and well concealed in [C#m]secret places[B]places
Outro
We don't fight [E]fair With s[B]smiles on our faces
[G#m]We're [A]dropped and well concealed in [C#m]secret places
[B] We don't fight [E]fair
(Don't pretend you ever forgot about [B]me)
We don't fight [G#m]fair
[A] (Don't pretend you ever forgot about [C#m]me)
[B] We don't fight fair