Verse
I[G]t's a g[G/F#]od-awful small a[Dm/F]ffair to the g[E7]irl with the mousy h[Am]air
But her m[Am/G]mother is yelling [D/F#]"No" and her father as told her to [G]go
But her fr[G/F#]friend is nowhere to be [Dm/F]seen
now she [E7]walks through her sunken [Am]dream
To the s[Am/G]seat with the clearest [D/F#]view
and she's hooked to the silver s[Bb]screen
But the fi[Bb]film is a saddening [Gm]bore
For she's li[G#]lived it ten times or m[Eb]more
She could s[G7]spit in the eyes of fo[Cm]fools as they [Eb]ask her to focus on
Chorus
Sa[C]ilors, fig[F]hting in the dance h[G]all
O[Am]h man! l[Fm]ook at those cavemen g[G]o, [Gm] it's a freakest s[Dm]how
[Fm]Take a look at the La[C]wman, b[F]eating up the wrong g[G]uy
[Am]Oh man! [Fm]Wonder if he'll ever kn[G]know[Gm]ow he's in the best selling [Dm]show
[Fm]Is there life on M[Am]Mars? [C] [Am7] [D7] [F] [Gsus4] [D]
Verse
I[G]It's on A[G/F#]Amerika's tortured [Dm/F]brow
Mickey Mou[E7]Mouse has grown up a co[Am]cow
Now the w[Am/G]workers have struc[D/F#]struck for fame
Cause[G]Cause Lennon's[G/F#]Lennon's on sale again [Dm/F]
S[G]ee the m[G/F#]ice in their milli[Dm/F]on hordes
From Ibeza[E7]Ibeza to the Norfolk Broa[Am]Broads
Rule Brit[Am/G]Brittania is out of b[D/F#]bounds
To my[G]my mother, [G/F#]my dog and clowns [Dm/F]
But the fi[Bb]film is a saddening [Gm]bore
`Cause I wro[G#]wrote it ten times befor[Eb]before
It's about [G7]to be writ again [Cm]
As I a[Eb]ask you to focus on
Chorus
Sa[C]ilors, fig[F]hting in the dance h[G]all
O[Am]h man! l[Fm]ook at those cavemen g[G]o, [Gm] it's a freakest s[Dm]how
[Fm]Take a look at the La[C]wman, b[F]eating up the wrong g[G]uy
[Am]Oh man! [Fm]Wonder if he'll ever kn[G]know[Gm]ow he's in the best selling [Dm]show
[Fm]Is there life on M[Am]Mars? [C] [Am7] [D7] [F] [Gsus4] [D]