Intro
[C] [Am] [C] [Am]
Verse
If you [C]save yourself for marriage
You're a bore
If you don't [Am]save yourself for marriage
You're a whore-able person
If you [F]won't have a drink
Then you're a prude
But they'll [Dm]call you a drunk
As soon as [G]you down the first one
If [C]you can't lose the weight
Then you're just fat
But [Am]if you lose too much
Then you're on crack
You're [F]damned if you do
And you're damned if you don't
So you [Dm]might as well just do
What[G]Whatever you want So
[Chorus]
[C]Make lots of noise
And [Am]kiss lots of boys
Or [C]kiss lots of girls
If that's [Dm]something you're i[G]into
When the [C] straight and narrow
Gets a [Am]little too straight
Roll up a joint[F]joint, or don't
Just [C]follow your arrow
Wher[G]Wherever it [C]points, [C/B]yeah
[Am]Follow your [C]arrow
Wher[G]Wherever it [C]points [Am] [C] [Am]
Verse
If [C]you don't go to church
You'll go to hell
If you're the first[Am]first one
On the front row
You're [Am]self-righteous
Son of a-
[F]Can't win for losing
You just disappoint 'em
Just '[Dm]'cause you can't beat 'em
Don't [G]mean you should join 'em
Chorus
[C]Make lots of noise
And [Am]kiss lots of boys
Or [C]kiss lots of girls
If that's [Dm]something you're i[G]into
When the [C] straight and narrow
Gets a [Am]little too straight
Roll up a joint[F]joint, or don't
Just [C]follow your arrow
Wher[G]Wherever it [C]points, [C/B]yeah
[Am]Follow your [C]arrow
Wher[G]Wherever it [C]points
Bridge
[C]Say what you feel
[Am]Love who love
'Cause [C]you just get
so many [Am]trips around the sun
Yeah, you [F]only
Only live [C]once
Chorus
[C]Make lots of noise
And [Am]kiss lots of boys
Or [C]kiss lots of girls
If that's [Dm]what you're into [G]
When the [C] straight and narrow
Gets a [Am]little too straight
Roll up a joint[F]joint, I would
And f[C]follow your arrow
Wher[G]Wherever it [C]points, [C/B]yeah
[Am]Follow your [C]arrow
Wher[G]Wherever it [C]points [Am] [G] [C]