Capo 4th fret
Verse
An o[D]old [G]man [D] turned ninety-[Em]ninety-eight
He won the l[D]lotte[G]ottery and [D]died the next[Em] day
It´s a [D]black [G]fly in your[D]your Chardon[Em]Chardonnay
It´s a [D]death row [G]pardon two [D]minutes too [Em]late
Isn´t it i[D]ronic[G] ..[D]. don´t you thin[Em]k
Chorus
It´s like[D]like rai[G]rain on your [D]wedding [Em]day
It´s a free [D]rid[G]ride when you´ve [D]already [Em]paid
It´s the good [D]adv[G]advice that you [D]just didn´t [Em]take
Who [F]would´ve th[C]thought ... it figure[D]figures
Verse
Mr.[D]Mr. Play It [G]Safe was[D] afraid to[Em] fly
He [D]packed his [G]suitcase and [D]kissed his kids[Em]kids good-bye
He waited his [D]whole damn [G]life to [D]take that [Em]flight
And as the [D]plane crashed [G]down he thought
[D]" Well isn´t this n[Em]nice ... "
And isn´t it i[D]ronic[G] ..[D]. don´t you thin[Em]k
Chorus
It´s like[D]like rai[G]rain on your [D]wedding [Em]day
It´s a free [D]rid[G]ride when you´ve [D]already [Em]paid
It´s the good [D]adv[G]advice that you [D]just didn´t [Em]take
Who [F]would´ve th[C]thought ... it figure[D]figures
Bridge
Well l[Cmaj7]life has a funny way of [D]sneaking up on you
When you think everything´s [Cmaj7]okay and everything´s going [D]right
And l[Cmaj7]life has a funny way of [D]helping you out when
You think everything´s gone wrong and e[Cmaj7]everything blows up
In your f[D]face
Verse
A [D]traffic [G]jam when you´re[D]you´re already [Em]late
A no-[D]no-smoking [G]sign on your [D]cigarette[Em]cigarette break
It´s like [D]ten thousand [G]spoons when all you[D]you need is a[Em]a knife
It´s meeting the m[D]man of my [G]dreams
And then meeting his [D]beautiful [Em]wife
And isn´t it i[D]ronic[G] ..[D]. don´t you thin[Em]k
A little[D]little too i[G]ironic ... and yeah I [D]really do[Em] think ...
Chorus
It´s like[D]like rai[G]rain on your [D]wedding [Em]day
It´s a free [D]rid[G]ride when you´ve [D]already [Em]paid
It´s the good [D]adv[G]advice that you [D]just didn´t [Em]take
Who [F]would´ve th[C]thought ... it figure[D]figures
Outro
[Cmaj7]Life has a funny way of [D]sneaking up on you
[Cmaj7]Life has a funny, funny way --- of [D]helping yo[Cmaj7]you out
Helping you out