Intro:
[B7] [Em] [B7]
Verse 1:
[Em]Baby, pass the aspirin, something's got to work,
I k[B7]know I did it to myself, but, man, oh, man, it hurts,
That se[Em]second last Martini, the one that went down real smooth,
[B7]Set me on a bender, with nothing left to lose!
Verse 2:
[Em]I--- just can't apologise, for..[B7]for... what I did to myself,
My [Em]bed's--- an ocean liner, and [B7]I can't call for help!
Chorus:
||: Y[Em]Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch,
The gi[Em]girls got going, and we had a munch,
I pr[B7]promise on a dime, it's the last time...
...I'll e[B7]ever have a liquid lunch! :||
Interlude:
[Em]
Verse 3:
I t[Em]think I've got the symptoms, and none of them will leave,
They t[B7]think that it's a party to laugh at all my grief,
It m[Em]must have been a doozy, I had two hundred dreams,
At l[B7]least I found my pillow, 'cause I can't find my keys!
Verse 4:
[Em]It's--- hard to remember..[B7]remember... all of the events,
[Em]But--- I must have paid the tab,
'Cause a[B7]all that's left is fifty cents!
Chorus:
||: Y[Em]Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch,
The gi[Em]girls got going, and we had a munch,
I pr[B7]promise on a dime, it's the last time...
...I'll e[B7]ever have a liquid lunch! :||
Interlude:
[Em]
Verse 5:
M[Em]Maybe I can call the pharmacy,
Th[B7]They'll bring something up, something up 'tout suite',
S[Em]Some exotic... medicine, to c[B7]cure my every ill,
With s[B7]some kind of magic pill!
Verse 6:
[Em]I--- just can't apologise, for..[B7]for... what I did to myself,
My [Em]bed's--- an ocean liner, and [B7]I can't call for help!
Bridge:
[Em] [B7]
Chorus:
||: Y[Em]Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch,
The gi[Em]girls got going, and we had a munch,
I pr[B7]promise on a dime, it's the last time...
...I'll e[B7]ever have a liquid lunch! :||
