Intro: (x4)
[Gbm] [A] [E] [Gbm]
Chorus:
the [Gbm]beer i had for [A]breakfast was a [E]bottle of mad [Gbm]dog
and my [A]20/20 vision was [E]fifty percent [Gbm]off
you said punch-buggy [A]red and punched me [E]right in my left [Gbm]eye
i said don't you mean pe[A]pediddle? and i [E]lit his house on [Gbm]fire
Verse:
[Gbm]he came home on [A]acid i was [E]holding his shot[Gbm]shotgun
i was dressed like tina [A]turner in be[E]beyond thunder [Gbm]dome
he said don't shoot, i [A]said i won't i [E]love you you're my [Gbm]friend
i handed him my [A]wig and shot my[E]myself in the [Gbm]head
then i stuffed a box of [A]tissues in the [E]hole in my [Gbm]skull
i got in my [A]mazda and i [E]drove to the [Gbm]mall
i got a big johnson [A]shirt and some [E]silicone [Gbm]tits
when i pulled out the [A]tissues they were [E]covered with [Gbm]xxxx
Chorus:
and the [Gbm]beer i had for [A]breakfast was a [E]box of cheap white [Gbm]wine
and the boom box on my [A]shoulder was a [E]box of clemen[Gbm]clementines
i ate every single [A]one without [E]noticing the [Gbm]mold
you said you're gross my [A]darling, i said [E]no i'm rock and [Gbm]roll
Verse:
[Gbm]even though i'd [A]never ever [E]been in a [Gbm]band
i got cool as black [A]ice tat[E]tattooed on my [Gbm]hand
and the christians gave me [A]comic books as [E]if i would be [Gbm]scared
of burning in [A]hell well i was [E]already [Gbm]there
Chorus:
and the [Gbm]beer i had for [A]breakfast silver [E]bullet in the [Gbm]brain
and the beer i had for [A]lunch was a [E]bottle of night [Gbm]train
and the beer i had for [A]dinner was my [E]crazy neighbor's [Gbm]pills
we had to sit down on [A]skateboards jut to [E]make it down the [Gbm]hill
Bridge:
then i [Gbm]peed my [A]pants and you [E]stole the groom's ci[Gbm]cigar
and some old man made me [A]watch him xxxxxx[E]xxxxxxxxxx locked in his [Gbm]car
when i got back to the a[A]apartment you were [E]face down on the [Gbm]floor
you said don't go to [A]bed yet let's go [E]get a 6[Gbm]64
Chorus:
and the [Gbm]beer i had had for [A]breakfast was a [E]pint of jim [Gbm]beam
and a fifth of peach [A]schnapps and some [E]warm sunny [Gbm]d
and you said bottoms [A]up just as [E]i bottomed [Gbm]out
i tried to scream xxxx [A]you but blood was [E]pouring out my [Gbm]mouth
Verse:
[Gbm]evan dando [A]never planned on [E]telling you the [Gbm]truth
and your leonardo [A]i.d. card is [E]your fountain of [Gbm]youth
you can be a teen[A]teenager for your [E]whole xxxxxxx [Gbm]life
just find some pretty s[A]sucker and [E]make that xxxxx your [Gbm]wife
i guess by now you [A]all know my friend [E]danny broke his [Gbm]neck
he was driving home from [A]sirens when he [E]got into a [Gbm]wreck
first i cried for [A]him and [E]then i cried for [Gbm]me
haunted by the [A]ghost of the [E]girl i used to [Gbm]be
but the rocks with [A]holes are [E]warm in my [Gbm]hands
and i buried my [A]toes in the [E]hot hot [Gbm]sand
and the silver pink [A]pony [E]kisses me [Gbm]and says
you've come a long, long [A]way and [E]you deserve to be really [Gbm]happy
