Intro:
[Ab] [Ebm7] [Gb] [Bbm] [Ab] [Ebm7] [Gb] [Db] [Gb]
Verse 1:
[Ab]Cinderella's on her b[Ebm7]bedroom floor She's got a
[Gb]Crush on the guy at the l[Bbm]liquor store
[Ab]Cause Mr. Charming don't come h[Ebm7]home anymore
[Gb]And she forgets why she c[Db]came here[Gb]here
[Ab]Sleeping Beauty's in a f[Ebm7]foul mood For shame she says
[Gb]None for you dear prince, I[Bbm]I'm tired today
[Ab]I'd rather sleep my w[Ebm7]hole life away th[Gb]an have you kee[Db]p me from dreami[Gb]ng
Chorus:
[Gb]I do[Fsus4]n't c[Bbm]are fo[Ab]r your
[Gb]Fair - [Fsus4]y - t[Bbm]tales
[Ab]You're so w[Gb]orried about the ma[Fsus4]iden though you kn[Bbm]ow
She's only [Ab]waiting on the n[Gb]ext be[Fsus4]st th[Bbm]ing [Ab]
[Dbsus2] ne[Dbsus2]next best thing [Bbm] [Ab] [Dbsus2] [Dbsus2]
Verse 2:
[Ab]Snow White is doing d[Ebm7]dishes again cause
What [Gb]else could you do With seven i[F7sus4]itty-bitty men?
[Ab]Sends them to bed and she c[Ebm7]calls up a friend
Says would you [Gb]meet me at mid[Db]midnight? [Gb]
[Ab]The tall blonde lets out a c[Ebm7]cry of despair says
Would have [Gb]cut it myself if I kne[F7sus4]w men could cli[Bbm]mb ha[F7sus4]ir
[Ab]I'll have to find another t[Ebm7]
ower somewhere and keep awa[Gb]y from the win[Db]dows [Gb]
Chorus:
[Gb]I do[Fsus4]n't c[Bbm]are fo[Ab]r your
[Gb]Fair - [Fsus4]y - t[Bbm]tales
[Ab]You're so w[Gb]orried about the ma[Fsus4]iden though you kn[Bbm]ow
She's only [Ab]waiting on the n[Gb]ext be[Fsus4]st th[Bbm]ing [Ab]
[Dbsus2] ne[Dbsus2]next best thing [Bbm] [Ab] [Dbsus2] [Dbsus2]
Bridge:
O[Bbm]nce upon a t[Ab]ime in a fa[Db5]raway kin[Db5]gdom
[Bbm]Man made up a s[Ab]story said that I [Db5]should believe[Db5]believe him
[Bbm]Go and tell your w[F7]hite knight that he's h[Db5]andsome in hin[Eb7]dsight
But [Gb]I don't want the next b[Db]best thing[Gb]thing So I sing
I h[Bbm]hold [Ab]my he[Dbsus2]ad dow[Dbsus2]n
and I [Bbm]break th[Ab]ese wal[Dbsus2]ls rou[Dbsus2]nd me
[Bbm]Can't take n[Ab]no more [Dbsus2] [Dbsus2]
of your f[Gb]fairytale l[Db]love [Gb]
Chorus:
[Gb]I do[Fsus4]n't c[Bbm]are fo[Ab]r your
[Gb]Fair - [Fsus4]y - t[Bbm]tales
[Ab]You're so w[Gb]orried about the ma[Fsus4]iden though you kn[Bbm]ow
She's only [Ab]waiting on the n[Gb]ext be[Fsus4]st th[Bbm]ing [Ab]
Outro Chorus:
[Gb]I d[Fsus4]don't c[Bbm]care [Ab]
[Gb]I d[Fsus4]don't c[Bbm]care [Ab]
You're so [Gb]worried about the m[Fsus4]maiden though you k[Bbm]know
She's [Ab]only waiting
sp[Dbsus2]spent the whol[Dbsus2]whole life being graded on
the [Bbm]sanctity o[Ab]f patience and a du[Dbsus2]mb appr[Dbsus2]eciation
But the [Bbm]story needs s[Ab]ome mending and a be[Dbsus2]tter happy endi[Eb]ng
Cause [Gb]I don't want the next b[Db]best th[Gb]thing
No no I[Gb]I don't want the ne[F]next best [Bbm]thing
