Intro:
[Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm] [A]
Verse:
[Bm]Fake Tales of [A]San Fran[Bm]Francisco
[A]Echo [Bm]through the room [A] [Bm] [A]
More [Bm]point to a [A]wedding [Bm]disco
With[A]Without a [Bm]bride or gro[A]groom [Bm] [A]
There's a [Bm]super cool [A]band yeah
With their [Bm]trilbies and their [A]glasses of wh[Bm]white win[A]wine [Bm] [A]
And all the [Bm]weekend roc[A]rock stars in the [Bm]toilets
[A]Practicing thei[Bm]their line[A]lines [Bm] [A]
Chorus:
[Bm]I don't want to hear you
-Kick me out, kick me out-
[Bm]I don't want to hear you, no
-Kick me out, kick me out-
[Bm]I don't want to hear you
-Kick me out, kick me out-
[Bm]I don't want to hear you
I don't want to hear you
Verse:
[Bm]Fake Tales of [A]San Franci[Bm]Francisco
[A]Echo thr[Bm]through the ai[A]air [Bm] [A]
And there's a [Bm]few bored [A]faces in the [Bm]back
All [A]wishing the[Bm]they weren't [A]there [Bm] [A]
And as the [Bm]microphone squea[A]squeaks
a young girl's [Bm]telephone bee[A]beeps
Yeah, she's [Bm]dashing for the ex[A]exit
Oh, she's [Bm]running to the [A]streets out[Bm]outside
"Oh, you've [A]saved me," she [Bm]screams down the l[A]line
"The [Bm]band were xxxxing [A]wank
And I'm not [Bm]having a ni[A]nice time"
Chorus:
[Bm]I don't want to hear you
-Kick me out, kick me out-
[Bm]I don't want to hear you, no
-Kick me out, kick me out-
[Bm]Yeah, but his bird said it's amazing, though
So all that's left
Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf
Bridge:
[B] [G] [E] [B] [D5] [Eb5] [E5]
C-Part:
[B] He talks of San Francisco, he's from [G]Hunter's Bar
I don't quite know the distance, but I'm [E]sure that's far
Yeah, I'm sure it's pre[B]pretty far [D5] [Eb5] [E5]
[B] And yeah, I'd love to tell you all [G]my problem
You're not from New York City, you're [E]from Rotherham
So get off the bandwagon, and [B]put down the handbook
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[B]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
[G]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
[E]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
[G]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook, yeah
Outro:
[Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm]
