Verse:
Dear people of the uniVerse
[A]Bluebells are purple,[A6]purple, Greenland’s not green
[Amaj7]My pinkie’s not pink, so [A6]what does it mean?
[A]Roses are red, but [A6]my name’s not Dave
[Amaj7]-Are you drunk?- I’m not [A]drunk
Microw[Dmaj7]Microwave
Do you know what I’m sayin[A]saying [A6]
Do you k[Amaj7]know what I’m saying [A6]
Pre-Chorus:
[Gbm]Lying on the [E]kitchen floor
I [B7]know I shouldn’t do it but I wanna do it more
Chorus:
[D]Wait, sorry I zoned ou[Bm7]out
What did you just [A]say
Did you just call me [E]pretty?
You must be mis[Bm7]mistaken
Or talking to a m[E7]mirror
Sorry, I’m bad at words[A]words
Verse 2:
[A]Maths is yellow and [Amaj7]science is blue
[A7]Marmite’s gross and [Dmaj7]so are you
[Dbm7]Scotland isn’t real Nicholas [Gbm7]Cage isn’t either
[Bm7]Yesterday I made [E7]friends with a spider
[Dm]Oh em gee
Pre-Chorus:
[Gbm]Lying on the [E]kitchen flooring
[B7]I bet you think that I’m boring
Chorus:
[D]Wait, sorry I zoned [Bm7]out
What did you just [A]say
Did you just call me pr[E]pretty?
You must be mi[Bm7]mistaken
Or talking to a[E7]a mirror
‘Cause you’re telling lies
Bridge:
[Bm7] [E7]You’re so stu[A]stupid
[Gb7]I’m going [Bm7]ra-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da
[E7]ah-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da
Interlude: A Aaug A6 G7add
Chorus:
[D]Wait, sorry I zoned o[Bm7]out
What did you just s[A]say
Did you just call me p[E]pretty?
Wowww
[Bm7]Yeah, la la-la la la [E7]laaa
-nc-
Sorry I’m so bad at this
Outro:
[A] I [D]put my [Bm]heart in[E]inside a [A]microwave
a [D]microwave, a [Bm]microwave, a [E]microwave [Ab]for you
[A] I [D]put my [Bm]heart in[E]inside a [A]microwave
a [D]microwave, a [Bm]microwave, a [E]microwave [Ab]for you
[A] I [D]put my [Bm]heart in[E]inside a [A]microwave
a [D]microwave, a [Bm]microwave, a [E]microwave [Ab]for you
Outro -softer-:
[A] I [D]put my [Bm]heart in[E]inside a [A]microwave
a [D]microwave, a [Bm]microwave
