Intro:
[F] [C] [Eb] [Bb]
Verse 1:
[F]Get depressed, blow [C]off
my friends then[Eb]then cry about how[Bb]how no one likes me
[F] Scared to get a [C]therapist, what[Eb]what if they crash my[Bb]my pity party
I'm [F]self aware and [C]say my prayers
[Eb] That's my two re[Bb]redeeming qualities
And [F]I'm so good at [C]faking it
[Eb] Guess that makes it [Bb]three
Pre-Chorus:
[F]Rot on my couch [C]thinking about ev[Eb]everything I'm[Bb]I'm not
And I [F]cry about my [C]problems while I[Eb]I know I'm the[Bb]the cause
So much [F]bitterness in[C]side me, all the[Eb] sweet's wearing[Bb] off
Put it [Dm]nicely pretty baby you just [A]need to grow[Bb]grow up
Chorus:
[F] Eigh[C]Eigh-teen
[Gm] What a waste, what a [Bb]loser
[F] May[C]May-be
[Eb] If she tried she'd be [Bb]cooler
[F] She's such a [C]xxxxx and I'm talking [Gm]xxxx
about the girl in the [Bb]mirror -What a joke-
[Dm] Go write a [Eb]song, just another [Bb]blonde
trying to be a [Ab]punk rock singer [F] [C] [Eb] [Bb]
Verse 2:
[F] Staring at the [C]walls in my room,[Eb]room,
honestly, I[Bb]I think I might crack
[F] Nine PM tucked [C]in my bed,
yeah it's[Eb]it's hard being a[Bb]a teenage dirtbag
[F] Listening to [C]Gwen Stefani -Uh[Eb]-Uh huh-
'Cause I'm so o[Bb]original
[F] And god I'm [C]such a genius
[Eb] Singing about how I [Bb]hate myself
Pre-Chorus:
[F]Rot in my bed [C]thinking about ev[Eb]everything I'm[Bb]I'm not
And I [F]cry about my [C]problems while I[Eb]I know I'm the[Bb]the cause
So much [F]bitterness in[C]side me, all the[Eb] sweet's wearing[Bb] off
Put it [Dm]nicely pretty baby you just [A]need to grow[Bb]grow up
Chorus:
[F] Eigh[C]Eigh-teen
[Gm] What a waste, what a [Bb]loser
[F] May[C]May-be
[Eb] If she tried she'd be [Bb]cooler
[F] She's such a [C]xxxxx and I'm talking [Gm]xxxx
about the girl in the [Bb]mirror -What a joke-
[Dm] Go write a [Eb]song, just another [Bb]
blonde trying to be a [Ab]punk rock singer
Post-Chorus:
[F] La la la la
[C] La la la la
[Gm] La la la la, [Bb]loser
[F] La la la la
[C] La la la la
[Eb] La la la la, [Bb]loser
Bridge:
[F]Nobody [Eb]like you when [Bb]you're eighteen
And [F]nobody's [Eb]felt this way, it'[Bb]it's just [C]me
The [F]girl at the [Eb]rock show in the[Bb]the nose bleeds
[Gm]Just another Blink 180 [Ab]wanna[F]wannabe
Chorus:
Eigh[C]Eigh-teen
[Gm] What a waste, what a [Bb]loser
[F] May[C]May-be
[Eb] If she tried she'd be [Bb]cooler
[F] She's such a [C]xxxxx and I'm talking [Gm]xxxx
about the girl in the [Bb]mirror -What a joke-
[Dm] Go write a [Eb]song, just another [Bb]
blonde trying to be a [Ab]punk rock singer
Post-Chorus:
[F] La la la la
[C] La la la la
[Gm] La la la la, [Bb]loser
[F] La la la la
[C] La la la la
[Eb] La la la la, [Bb]loser
[F] La la la la
[C] La la la la
[Gm] La la la la, [Bb]loser
[Dm] Go write a [Eb]song, just another [Bb]
blonde trying to be a [Ab]punk rock singer
Outro:
[F] [C] [Eb] [Bb]
[F] Go write a [C]song, just another[Eb]another blonde
trying to be a[Bb]a punk rock singer
