Intro
[Em] [Cadd9] [G] [D]
Verse
[Em]If god had [Cadd9]long hair [G] and a goatee [D]
And if his [Em]eyes were pret[C]pretty glazed
[G]If he looked [D]spaced out
Would you [Em]buy his [Cadd9]story, Wo[G]Would you believe[D]believe he had
[Em]an eye in[Cadd9]infection? [G] [D]
Chorus
[Cadd9]And yeah yeah [G]god looks[D]looks baked
[Cadd9]Yeah yeah [G]god smells [D]good
[Cadd9]Yeah yeah, [D]yeah yeah yeah
What if g[Em]god smoked[Cadd9]smoked cannabis? [G] [D]
Hit the b[Em]bong like[Cadd9]like some of us [G] [D]
Dr[Em]Drove a tie-dyed [Cadd9]microbus
An[G]And he subscrib[D]subscribes to rolling stone
Verse
[Em]If god made this pl[C]place, [G]in the beginning
[D]Did he [Em]plant any [C]seeds?
[G]Or did he put[D] them there for[Em] Adam and[Cadd9] Eve
So[G] they’d be h[D]ungry for th[Em]e apple
That the [C]snake [G]was alw[D]always offering
Chorus
[Cadd9]And yeah yeah [G]god rolls[D]rolls great
[Cadd9]Yeah yeah g[G]god smells[D]smells good
[Cadd9]Yeah yeah, [D]yeah yeah yeah
What [Em]if god sm[Cadd9]smoked cannabi[G]cannabis? [D]
Do y[Em]ou suppos[Cadd9]e he had a b[G]uzz?[D]
Whe[Em]n he made[Cadd9] the platypu[G]s [D]
Whe[Em]n he crea[Cadd9]ted earth ou[G]r ho[D]me
D[Em]oes he li[Cadd9]ke pearl jam[G] or [D]the stones?
Outro:
And do you[D] think he rol[Em]ls hi[G]s own
Up there [D]in heaven[Em]heaven on t[G]the throne
And when the [D]saints go[Em]go marc[G]marching home
Maybe he [D]sits and [Em]smoke[G]smokes a bowl.
