Verse 1:
Well I’ve [Bb]heard there was a [Gm]sneaky gent
Who [Bb]yearned to be in Smash [Gm]Ultimate,
Then [Eb]learned he wouldn’t [F]be able to
[Bb]Waaa[F]Waaaaa
[Bb]Who made the cut?
The [Eb]nerd, the [F]prude,
the [Gm]never-was, the [Eb]always-nude,
The [F]ones who’d never [D]utter
[Gm]“wallelujah.”
Chorus:
[Eb]Wallelujah,
[Gm]Wallelujah…
[Eb]Assist Trophy
[Bb]Walui-[F]Walui-i-[Bb]i-gi.
Verse 2:
But [Bb]baby, I’ve been [Gm]here before.
You [Bb]opted for the [Gm]pterosaur,
Some [Eb]squid thing showed up [F]and the fans
said “[Bb]“booyah!”[F]booyah!”
I [Bb]said “An Echo [Eb]would be [F]fine”
But [Gm]you said, “Too bad! [Eb]Daisy time!”
It’s a [F]cold and it’s a [D]broken
[Gm]Wallelujah!
Chorus:
[Eb]Wallelujah,
[Gm]Wallelujah…
[Eb]Wallelujah,
[Bb]Walui-[F]Walui-i-[Bb]i-gi.
Verse 3:
Now [Bb]maybe I’d be [Gm]way too strong,
I’d [Bb]top the tier lists [Gm]all day long,
But [Eb]even so, who the [F]heck asked for
[Bb]Pichu!? Waaa[F]Waaaa.
Why [Bb]won’t you let me [Eb]make my [F]case to
[Gm]Punch some mascots [Eb]in the face?
Ahh, [F]go “assist” your[D]yourself! Bah!
[Gm]Wallelujah!
Chorus:
[Eb]Wallelujah,
[Gm]Wallelujah
[Eb]Wallelujah.
[Bb]Walui-[F]Walui-i-[Bb]i-gi...
“Waaa. Whatever. Waluigi will go
destroy everyone in Mario Tennis Aces instead.”
