Verse:
You do not [A]like us
Cause your girlfriend [A]likely does
And all your [A]friends agree
On her soft-[A]soft-spot for me
I'll have my [A]hard hands
Over her [A]soft spots soon, you will [A]se[A]see
And if you [A]want a list of all her [A]favourite bits
The next time [A]I am free
Quite compre[A]comprehensively
I will s[A]scrawl them all down for [A]you as an apolo[A]gy[A]
Tell her the [A]times we shared that broke have [A]been repaired
Cinders of [A]our old jokes have once a[A]again been stoked
But with a [A]different girl, funn[A]funnier now they've been [A]rehearsed [A]
Pre-Chorus:
All [A]night hung on your every [A]word
'til we were [Gbm]interrupted by the [E]birds singing
"[Gbm]"Oh your mask is slipping
[E]Oh your mask is slipping."
Chorus:
[D]Songs I've written about your girlfriend
Are just [Bm]psalms of spite since it came to an end
Cause I [A]never made her smile like t[Gbm]that
And she [A]never made me smile right ba[Gbm]back
Although I [A]always made her purr like a c[Gbm]cat
She said I [A]never made her smile like th[Gbm]that
Verse:
She stubbed her [A]home club's crest on me with [A]cigarettes
a swift that [A]matched the bird upon her [A]football shirt
She would [A]lift the hem, she would [A]wear that thing like a [A]skirt [A]
The last time [A]I was there she let me [A]wear her clothes
She painted [A]my lips red so that we [A]both ensured
I kiss her [A]every inch, my [A]god the girl looked like she'd [A]burned [A]
Pre-Chorus:
All [A]night hung on your every [A]word
'til we were [Gbm]interrupted by the [E]birds singing
"[Gbm]"Oh your mask is slipping
[E]Oh your mask is slipping."
Chorus:
[D]Songs I've written about your girlfriend
Are just [Bm]psalms of spite since it came to an end
All these [A]songs I've written about your girlfriend
Are just [B]killing time while my [E]heart is on the mend
Cause I [A]never made her smile like t[Gbm]that
And she [A]never made me smile right ba[Gbm]back
Although I [A]always made her purr like a c[Gbm]cat
She said I [A]never made her smile like th[Gbm]that