Intro:
b: [D]Hey [D]
g: Hey [D]hey [D]
Verse 1:
g: [D]Tell me your weakness
b: Oh, I [D]keep it a secret
g: Oh come [D]on, just one vice
b: Ok, it's [D]vodka on ice
But then there's [G]women on bikes
Or just the [G]women who straddle
g: Oh, now [D]you are a handful
b: I forgot a[D]about handfuls!
Verse 2:
g: [D]Tell me your fears
b: Ok, it's [D]everyone here
g: You mean just [D]all of the people?
b: Yeah, and [D]all of their peers
And [G]all of their pets and the [G]chandeliers
And their [D]cigarettes, I hadn't [D]smoked in years
Chorus:
[D]I can hardly [D]stand the sight of it [D]all
I can hardly [D]stand the sound of it [G]all
I can hardly [G]stand the taste of it [D]all
I can hardly [D]stand the smell of it [D]all
Verse 3:
g: Talk about space
b: Well, it's a [D]beautiful place
g: But it's so damn cold
b: Sure, for the [D]human race
But for the [G]planets and the stars and [G]everything else and Mars
g: It's like paradise, spread out with a butter knife
Chorus:
I can hardly [D]stand the sight of it a[D]all
I can hardly [D]stand the sound of it a[G]all
I can hardly [G]stand the taste of it a[D]all
I can hardly [D]stand the smell of it a[D]all
I can hardly [D]stand the sight of it a[D]all
I can hardly [D]stand the sound of it a[G]all
I can hardly [G]stand the taste of it a[D]all
I can hardly [D]stand the smell of it [A]all
I can hardly [A]stand, I can hardly stand
Bridge:
[D]Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
[D]Everyone's f-d
[D]Everyone's f-d
[D]Everyone's f-d [D]
[G]Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
[G]Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
[D]They don't even know, they don't even know [D]
Chorus:
[D]I can hardly [D]stand the sight of it a[D]all
I can hardly [D]stand the sound of it a[G]all
I can hardly [G]stand the taste of it a[D]all
I can hardly [D]stand the smell of it [A]all
I can hardly [A]stand, I can hardly stand
Outro:
Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
Everyone's xxxxed and they don't even know
