Intro
[G] [Em] [C] [G] [D]
Verse 1
[G] Guess I'll end this life a[Em]alone
[C]I am not dramatic, these are [G]just
the thoughts that [D]pass right through me
[G] All the [G/F#]douchebags in my [Em]phone
[C]Play 'em like a slot machine
[G]If they're winnin', [D]I'm just lo[B7]losin'
Pre-Chorus
A boy who's [Em]jacked and kind
[C] Can't find his [Cm]ass to save my life
Chorus
Oh, [G]it's slim [Em]pickings
If I can't [Am]have the one I love
I guess it's [Bm]you that I'll be [C]kissing
[G] Just to get my [F]fixings
Since the [C]good ones are deceased or taken
[D]I'll just keep on moanin' and [G]bitchin'
Post-Chorus
[Em]Ah-ah-ah-[C]Ah-ah-ah-ah
[G]Ah-ah-ah-[D]Ah-ah-ah-ah
Verse 2
[G] Jesus, what's a girl to [Em]do?
[C]This boy doesn't even know the [G]
difference between "[D]"their," "there" and "they [G]are"
Yet he's naked in my [Em]room
[C]Missing all the things he's missing
[G]God knows that he [D]isn't living [B7]large
Pre-Chorus
A boy who's [Em]nice, that breathes
[C] I swear he's [Cm]nowhere to be seen
Chorus
[G] It's slim [Em]pickings
If I can't [Am]have the one I love
I guess it's [Bm]you that I'll be [C]kissing
[G] Just to get my [F]fixings
Since the [C]good ones are deceased or taken
[D]I'll just keep on moanin' and [G]bitchin'[Em]bitchin'
Moanin' and [C]bitchin'[G]bitchin' [D]
Outro
[G] [F] [C] [Cm]
Since the good ones call their exes wasted
And since the [C]Lord forgot my gay awake[Cm]awakening
Then [C]I'll just be here in the kitchen
[D]Serving up some moanin' and [G]bitchin'
