Verse 1:
[D]I got a d[Gbm]dog and [G]my dog can d[D]dance
[Bm]Just not in p[D]ublic and n[G]ot with my fri[Em]ends
[D]I got a g[Gbm]irl and sh[G]e's twenty-e[D]ight
[Bm]Now I'm the [D]coolest guy [G]in all of eigh[D]eight grade
[D]I know a k[Gbm]id that yo[G]u've never m[D]et
His [Bm]dad is a r[D]rockstar, we sm[G]smoked in his [Em]van
[D]I know a tr[Gbm]ick, do y[G]ou wanna s[D]ee?
[Bm]I can be a[D]anything that [G]I pretend to [D]be
Chorus:
[G] We'll get out of this
[D] We'll get [Gbm]out of this too
[G] I'm not proud of this
[D] But I'm not pr[Gbm]proud of the truth
[G] And if you'll run away from me
[D] Then I'll [Gbm]use my trick on y[G]you
The tr[Em]truth [Gbm]is th[G]that I'm [D]screwed
Interlude:
[D] [Gbm] [G] [D] [Bm] [D] [G] [Em]
Verse 2:
[D]I went to Fr[Gbm]ance and d[G]anced in the r[D]ain
And t[Bm]told you all ab[D]about it [G]on our first [Em]date
My d[D]ad doesn't l[Gbm]ie, so y[G]ou can't meet my[D] dad
'Cause y[Bm]ou fell in l[D]ove with the m[G]e that
Went to Fr[D]France
Chorus:
[G] We'll get out of this
[D] We'll get [Gbm]out of this too
[G] I'm not proud of this
[D] But I'm not pr[Gbm]proud of the truth
[G] And if you'll run away from me,
[D] Then I'll [Gbm]use my trick on y[G]you
The tr[Em]truth [Gbm]is th[G]that we're [D]screwed
Interlude:
[D] [Gbm] [G] [D] [Bm] [D] [G] [Em] [D]
[G] We'll get out of this
[D] 'Cause I l[Gbm]love you, I do
[G] We'll get out of this
[D] 'Cause I l[Gbm]love you, it's true
[G] But if you're doubting this
[D] If you're [Gbm]doubting that I do
Then [Em]oh [Gbm]my G[G]God I'm scr[D]screwed
