Intro:
[Bb] [Bb] [Ab] [Ab]
Verse 1:
[Bb] Driving on the[Bb]the right side road
[Ab] He says I'm pretty[Ab]pretty wearing his clothes
[Bb] And he's got hands that[Bb]that make Hell seem cold
[Ab] Feet on the dashboard,[Ab]dashboard, he's like a poem I wish I [Bb]wrote
I wish I w[Bb7]wrote
Chorus:
And he [Eb]laughs at all my [Ab]jokes
And he s[Bb]says I'm so Am[Eb]American
Oh, [Ab]God, it's just not [Eb]fair of him
To [Bb]make me feel this [Cm]much
I'd [Bb]go [Eb]anywhere he [Ab]goes
And he [Bb]says I'm so Am[Eb]American
Oh, [Ab]God, I'm gonna [Eb]marry him
If [Bb]he keeps this xxxx [Cm]up [Bb]
I [Ab]might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-[Abm]lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love
Verse 2:
[Bb] God, I'm so boring[Bb]boring and I'm so rude
Can't [Ab]have a conversation if it's [Ab]not all about you
[Bb] The way you dress and[Bb]and the books you read
[Ab] I really love my bed but [Ab]
man, it's hard to sleep when he's with [Bb]me
When he's with [Bb7]me
Chorus:
And he [Eb]laughs at all my [Ab]jokes
And he s[Bb]says I'm so Am[Eb]American
Oh, [Ab]God, it's just not [Eb]fair of him
To [Bb]make me feel this [Cm]much
I'd [Bb]go [Eb]anywhere he [Ab]goes
And he [Bb]says I'm so Am[Eb]American
Oh, [Ab]God, I'm gonna [Eb]marry him
If [Bb]he keeps this xxxx [Cm]up [Bb]
I [Ab]might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-[Abm]lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love
Bridge:
[Cm]I apolo[Ab]apologize if it's a [Eb]little too
much, just a little too soon
But [Cm]if the conver[Ab]conversation ever [Eb]were to come up
I don't wanna assume this [Cm]stuff
[Ab] But ain't it [Eb]love? I think I'm in [Bb]lov[Bb7]love
Chorus:
And he [Eb]laughs at all my [Ab]jokes
And he s[Bb]says I'm so Am[Eb]American
Oh, [Ab]God, it's just not [Eb]fair of him
To [Bb]make me feel this [Cm]much
I'd [Bb]go [Eb]anywhere he [Ab]goes
And he [Bb]says I'm so Am[Eb]American
Oh, [Ab]God, I'm gonna [Eb]marry him
If [Bb]he keeps this xxxx [Cm]up [Bb]
I [Ab]might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-[Abm]lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love
Outro:
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Okay
Stop it!
Ah! Ah!
