Intro
[G]
Verse 1
[C] I was supposed to be [D]sent away
But [Bm]they forgot to come and [Em]get me
[C] I was a functioning [D]alcoholic
'Til nobody [G]noticed my new aes[Em]aesthetic
[C] All of this to [D]say, I hope you're [Bm]okay
But you're the [Em]reason
[C] And no one [D]here's to blame
But [G]what about your quiet [Em]treason?
Chorus
And for a [C]fortnight there we [D]were forever
Run into you [Bm]sometimes ask a[Em]about the weather
Now you're in my [C]backyard turned in[D]into good neighbors
Your wife waters [G]flowers, I want to [Em]kill her
Verse 2
[C] All my mornings are [D]Monday stuck in an [Bm]endless Febru[Em]February
[C]I took the miracle [D]move on drug, the ef[G]effects were tempo[Em]temporary
And I [C]love you, it's [D]ruining my life (And I [Bm]love you, it's [Em]ruining my life)
I [C]touched you for [D]only a fortnight (I [G]touched you)
But I [Em]touched you
Chorus
And for a [C]fortnight there we [D]were forever
Run into you [Bm]sometimes ask a[Em]about the weather
Now you're in my [C]backyard turned in[D]into good neighbors
Your wife waters [G]flowers, I want to [Em]kill her
And for a [C]fortnight there we [D]were together
Run into you [Bm]sometimes comment [Em]on my sweater
Now you're at the [C]mailbox turned in[D]into good neighbors
My husband is [G]cheating, I want to [Em]kill him
Bridge
I [C]love you, it'[D]it's ruining my life, I [Bm]love you, it's [Em]ruining my life
I [C]touched you for [D]only a fortnight, I [G]touched you, I [Em]touched you
I [C]love you, it'[D]it's ruining my life, I [Bm]love you, it's [Em]ruining my life
I [C]touched you for [D]only a fortnight, I [G]touched you, I [Em]touched you
Outro
Thought of [C]calling you but you [D]won't pick up
Another [Bm]fortnight lost in A[Em]America
Move to [C]Florida, buy the [D]car you want
But it [G]won't start up 'til you [Em]touch, touch, touch me
Thought of [C]calling you but you [D]won't pick up
Another [Bm]fortnight lost in A[Em]America
Move to [C]Florida, buy the [D]car you want
But it [G]won't start up 'til you [Em]touch, touch, touch [G]you
