Intro
[D] [Bm]
Chorus
This ain't [D]Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your [G]Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)
Stick a[D]around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)
Post-Chorus
And I'll be [A]damned if I can't slow dance witchu
Come [G]pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a [D]real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo, ha)
Verse 1
There's a tor[D]tornado (There's a tornado) in my city (In my city)
Hit the basement (Hit the basement), that shit ain't pretty (Shit ain't pretty)
Rugged [G]whiskey (Rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin' ('Cause we survivin')
Off red cup [D]kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah
Pre-Chorus
[Bm]Woo-oo-[D]Woo-oo-oo-oo, [G]one step to the right
We [D]headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
[Bm]Woo-oo-oo-oo, [G]run me to the left
Then [D]spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
Chorus
This ain't [D]Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your [G]Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)
Stick a[D]around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)
Post-Chorus
And I'll be [A]damned if I can't slow dance witchu
Come [G]pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a [D]real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)
And I'll be [A]damned if I cannot dance witchu
Come [G]pour some liquor on me, honey too
It's a [D]real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)
Bridge
[D] Woo-hoo
[D] Woo-hoo
[G] Woo-hoo
[D]
Verse 2
There's a [D]heatwave (There's a heatwave) coming at us (Coming at us)
Too hot to think straight (Too hot to
think straight), too cold to panic (Too cold to panic)
All of the [G]problems just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic)
Now we're [D]runnin' to the first bar that we find, yeah
Pre-Chorus
[Bm]Woo-oo-[D]Woo-oo-oo-oo, [G]one step to the right
We [D]headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
[Bm]Woo-oo-oo-oo, you [G]run to the left
Just [D]work me in the middle boy, I can't read your mind
Chorus
This ain't [D]Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your [G]Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)
Stick a[D]around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)
Post-Chorus
And I'll be [A]damned if I cannot dance witchu
Come [G]pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a [D]real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)
I'll be [A]damned if I cannot dance witchu
Come [G]pour some liquor on me, honey too
It's a [D]real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a, come take it to the floor now ([Bm](ooh)
Outro
[Em7] Take it to the floor now, [Bm]ooh
Hoops, spurs, boots
[Em7]To the floor now, [Bm]ooh
Tuck, back, oops (Ooh, [Em7]ooh, ooh)
[Bm]Shoot
[Em7]Come take it to the floor now, [Bm]ooh
And I'll be [Em7]damned if I cannot dance with [Bm]you
Baby, [Em7]pour that sugar and liquor on me [Bm]too
Furs, [Em7]spurs, boots, [Bm]solargenic, photogenic, shoot
