Intro:
[F] [Am] [F] [Am] [Bb] [C]
[Dm] Now the show is [Am]done [Bb]
I hope that you had[F]had gut-trembling[A]gut-trembling or something resembling [Dm]fun
And if you watch this thing [Am]alone
You [Bb]probably didn’t laugh, but maybe
a few times you [F]exhaled out of your [A]nose
[Dm] But if you hated it, that’s [Am]fair
But either [Bb]way, could you find a
little more time for a [F]parting question[C]questionnaire?
[F] On a scale from one to zero,[A]zero, are you[Bb]you happy?
[F] ‘Cause you’re on your own from here, so[A]so are you[Bb]you happy?
[F] I’m open to suggestions,[A]suggestions, are you[Bb]you happy?
[F] But what the xxxx kind of [Gm]question is[A7]is "Am I [Bb]happy?"
I [F]really wanna try to get [A]happy [Dm]
And I think that I could [Bb]get it if I didn’t always
[F]Panic every time I’m un[A]unhappy li[Bb]like
I’m owed some [F]life
Where I’m always, like, [A]happy
Which is [Dm]stupid ‘cause I wouldn’t even [Bb]want it if I got it
[F]Wait, oh god, my [A]dad was [Bb]right [Bbm]
[F] So if you know or ever knew how[A]how to be [Bb]happy
[F] On a scale from one to two now,[A]now, are you [Bb]happy?
[F] You’re everything you hated,[A]hated, are you [Bb]happy?
[F] Hey, look Ma, I made it,[A]it, are you [Bb]happy?
Outro:
[F] [Am] [F] [Am] [Bb] [C]
