Intro -x2-:
[Gm] [Bb] [C] [Em] [Eb] [D]
Verse 1:
[Gm]Old Godzilla was [Bb]hopping a[C]around [Em]Tokyo City like a [Eb]big playgr[D]playground
when [Gm]suddenly Batman b[Bb]burst from the [C]shade and [Em]hit Godzilla with a [Eb]bat grena[D]grenade
God[Eb]Godzilla got pissed and [D]began to attack, but [Gm]didn't expect to be [F7]blocked by Shaq
who pro[Bb]proceeded to open up a [A]can of Shaq Fu, when [D]Aaron Carter came [Eb7]out of the blue
And he [Gm]started beating up Sh[Bb]Shaquille O'[C]O'Neal, then they [Em]both got flattened by the [Eb]Batmob[D]ile
But bef[Gm]before it could make it back [Bb]to the Batc[C]Batcave, [Em]Abraham Lincoln popped [Eb]out of his [D]grave
And took an [Eb]AK47 out from u[D]under his hat and blew [Gm]Batman away with a [F7]rat-a-tat-tat
But he [Bb]ran out of bullets and he [A]ran away, because [D]Optimus Prime came to [Eb7]save the day
Chorus 1:
[Bb]This is the [D7]Ultimate Sh[Gm]Showdown of [F7]Ultimate Destiny
[Bb]Good guys, bad [D7]guys, and expl[Gm]explosions as [F7]far as the eye can see
[Bb]And only [D7]one will sur[Em]survive, I wonder [Eb]who it will be
[Cm]This is the [D]Ultimate [Eb]Showdown of [F]Ultimate Destiny
Verse 2:
God[Gm]Godzilla took a bite out of [Bb]Optimus [C]Prime like S[Em]Scruff McGruff took a [Eb]bite out of [D]crime
And then [Gm]Shaq came back covered [Bb]in a tire [C]track but [Em]Jackie Chan jumped out and [Eb]landed on his [D]back
And [Eb]Batman was injured, and t[D]trying to get steady when [Gm]Abraham Lincoln came [F7]back with a machete
But s[Bb]suddenly something caught his l[A]leg and he tripped, [D]Indiana Jones took him [Eb7]out with his whip
The[Gm]n he saw Godzilla sneakin[Bb]g up fro[C]m behind and[Em] he reached for his g[Eb]un which he [D]just couldn't find
Cause [Gm]Batman stole it and he s[Bb]shot and he [C]missed and [Em]Jackie Chan deflected it [Eb]with his [D]fist
Then he [Eb]jumped in the air and d[D]did a summersault while [Gm]Abraham Lincoln [F7]tried to pole vault
Onto [Bb]Optimus Prime, but they coll[A]collided in the air, then they [D]both got hit by a [Eb7]Care Bear Stare
Chorus 2:
[Bb]This is the [D7]Ultimate Sh[Gm]Showdown of [F7]Ultimate Destiny
[Bb]Good guys, bad [D7]guys, and expl[Gm]explosions as [F7]far as the eye can see
[Bb]And only [D7]one will sur[Em]survive, I wonder [Eb]who it will be
[Cm]This is the [D]Ultimate [Eb]Showdown....[F]Showdown.....
Bridge:
[Bb]Angels sang out in imm[F]immaculate Chorus, [Gm]down from the heavens de[Gb]descended Chuck Norris
Who de[Eb]delivered a kick which could [F]shatter bones, [Gb]into the crotch of [Ab]Indiana Jones
Who fell [Bb]over on the ground, [F]writhing in pain, as [Gm]Batman changed back [Gb]into Bruce Wayne
But [Eb]Chuck saw through his [F]clever disguise, and he [Gb]crushed Batman's head [Ab]in between his thighs
Verse 3:
Then [Gm]Gandalf the Grey and G[Bb]Gandalf the [C]White and "M[Em]onty Python and the Holy[Eb] Grail"'s Black [D]Knight and
Ben[Gm]Benito Mussolini [Bb]and the Blue [C]Meanie and C[Em]owboy Curtis and J[Eb]ambi the G[D]enie
Rob[Eb]Robocop, the Terminator, C[D]Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, [Gm]Lo Pan, Superman, e[F7]very single Power Ranger
[Bb]Bill S. Preston and Th[A]Theodore Logan, S[D]Spock, The Rock, Doc [Eb7]Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All [Gm]came out of no where l[Bb]ightning f[C]ast and they k[Em]icked Chuck Norris in his [Eb]cowboy [D]ass
It was the [Gm]bloodiest battle the w[Bb]world ever [C]saw with civ[Em]civilians looking on in [Eb]total [D]awe
The [Eb]fight raged on for a c[D]entury many l[Gm]ives were claimed, but eve[F7]ntually
The c[Bb]champion stood, the rest[A]rest saw their better: [D]Mr. Rogers in a bl[Eb7]oodstained sweater
Chorus 3/Outro:
[Bb]This is the [D7]Ultimate Sh[Gm]Showdown of [F7]Ultimate Destiny
[Bb]Good guys, bad [D7]guys, and expl[Gm]explosions as [F7]far as the eye can see
[Bb]And only [D7]one will sur[Em]survive, I wonder [Eb]who it will be
[Cm]This is the [D]Ultimate [Eb]Showdown....[F]Showdown....
[Cm]This is the [D]Ultimate [Eb]Showdown....[F]Showdown....
[Cm]This is the [D]Ultimate [Eb]Showdown....[F]Showdown..........of Ultimate Destiny
