Intro:
-spoken-
I feel like hip hop
Used to be a voice for the voiceless, you know?
And now it's become, at least in the mainstream,
a symbol of misogyny,
gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility.
So I figure,
If you can't beat 'em,
Join 'em.
Verse 1:
[G]Hittin' the club up vip
[D]I got a fake mustache and a fake id.
[Em]I look like Wooly Willy
[C]With a really wooly willy.
[G]And I bypass the bouncer,
[D]Pass by an ex and I flex and bounce her, wowser.
[Em]Look at all of Bo's hoes
[C]Looking for a ride on Bo's hose.
[G]And I spot a little Latino, [D]
booty so big call it Oprah's ego.
[Em]We go to it, through it, she
says, [C]"Dios mía mi amigo!"
[G]Pull it out, stick it in your
mouth, [D]and I bust in the back of ya.
[Em]Swallow xxxxx, there's people [C]starving in Africa!
Chorus:
[G]Single every single day
[D]Do it every single way
[Em]Make the single ladies say
[C]Oooh Bo
[G]And if I were gay,
[D]Though I swear I'm straight,
[Em]I'd make the fellas say...
Verse 2:
[G]You're an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top,
[D]But careful, cherry, 'cause I'm the King of Pop.
[Em]Pop pop pop goes my weasel,
[C]Now ya looking like Jackson Pollock's easel.
[G]My suggestion is:
[D]You don't blow 'til you know what congestion is,
[Em]Swallow when you know what digestion is.
[C]Follow Bo, the only question is:
[G]Have you been splattered before
[D]By the mad-hatter matador?
[Em]Cake-batter never more
[C]It don't matter whether you're
[G]Spanish, French,
[D]Swedish or Cambodian,
[Em]I'll slime you so hard you
could [C]be on Nickelodeon.
Chorus:
[G]Single every single day
[D]Do it every single way
[Em]Make the single ladies say
[C]Oooh Bo
[G]And if I were gay,
[D]Though I swear I'm straight,
[Em]I'd make the fellas say
[C]Oooh Bo
[G]Oh Bo-o,
[D]ooh Bo, Bo
[Em]a-a-Oooh Bo,
[C]Oooh Bo,
[G]Oooh Bo [D]
Verse 3:
[G]You think that you can handle me?
[D]Girl, don't make me laugh.
[Em]I said my junk is bipolar
[C]It'll split you in half -yea-.
[G]And if you're lucky,
[D]I might just bring you home,
[Em]And I'll have you going down
[C]Like you're growin' an extra chromosome.
[G]And when you grab me,
[D]Don't grab me by my buns
[Em]'Cause I got a bad case of the [C]ru-ruunnnns.
[G]I got the [D]runs
I got the [Em]ru-you-you-uuun[C]ru-you-you-uuuns
Chorus:
[G]Single every single day
[D]Do it every single way
[Em]Make the single ladies say
[C]Oooh Bo
[G]And if I were gay,
[D]Though I swear I'm straight,
[Em]I'd make the fellas say
[C]Oooh Bo
Bridge:
[G]-S[D]po[Em]ken[C]-
I wanna break it down for ya'll
I came from the streets, with nothin'
Now I'm makin' hit records
For my people still livin' in the streets,
Still livin' in poverty, I wanna tell you
I'm doin' this for you.
My success is your success.
And I know you may be thinkin',
Hey, if you really believe that,
Why don't you use some of your money
To help rebuild the neighborhood
Instead of putting
spinning rims on a gold jet ski?
And to that I say -uh, Chorus is comin' up-:
Chorus:
[G]Single every single day
[D]Do it every single way
[Em]Make the single ladies say
[C]Oooh Bo
[G]And if I were gay,
[D]Though I swear I'm straight
[Em]I'd make the fellas say
[C]Unh Unh!
Verse 4:
[G]You gotta fume like a tuna,
[D]I'll smell ya later.
[Em]I met a fat chick
[C]And I xxxxed her in an elevator.
[G]It was wrong on [D]so many levels.
[Em]It was wrong on s[C]so many le-le-le-levels.
[G]It was wrong on s[D]so many levels -unh-.
[Em]It was wrong on, [C]it was wrong on, [D]it was wrong on
Chorus: -with key change-
[A]Single every single day
[E]Do it every single way
[Gbm]Make the single ladies say
[D]Oooh Bo
[A]And if I were gay,
[E]Though I swear I'm straight,
[Gbm]I'd make the fellas say
[D]Oooh
[A]Single every single
[E]Do it every single
[Gbm]Pop that single like a Pringle jingle
[D]Oooh Bo
[A]This song's almost completed
[E]All this little ditty needed
[Gbm]Instrument that's double reeded:
[D]The oboe
Outro -fade out, x4-:
[A] [E] [Gbm] [D]
