Verse 1:
[B]I've known you since Br[E]Brad and Angel[B]Angelina
We go b[Abm]ack like Po[E]ntiac se[B]ats
If I got an aisle with a m[E]mess I gotta cl[B]clean up
I know y[Abm]ou'll be sho[E]win' up with ble[B]ach
All those names that w[E]we don't ever sp[B]speak of
Got a couple n[Abm]ights that have sli[E]pped my mi[B]nd
Proof and photogr[E]photographs have been del[B]deleted
If you ever n[Abm]eeded an a[E]libi[B]
Chorus:
'Cause d[E]irt on y[B]ou is d[Gb]irt on me[B]
And w[E]e both kn[B]ow our h[Gb]ands ain't cle[B]an
If it [E]all blows [B]up and we [Gb]end up on the ne[Abm]news
If y[E]ou go d[B]own, I'm g[Gb]oin' down to[B]o
Verse 2:
It's a g[B]good thing we're each [E]other's kinda cr[B]crazy
Ain't no j[Abm]udgment or ke[E]epin' sco[B]re
If you rob a bank, I'm your g[E]getaway Merc[B]Mercedes
God knows th[Abm]at's what fri[E]ends are fo[B]r
Chorus:
'Cause d[E]irt on y[B]ou is d[Gb]irt on me[B]
And w[E]e both kn[B]ow our h[Gb]ands ain't cle[B]an
If it [E]all blows [B]up and we [Gb]end up on the ne[Abm]news
If y[E]ou go d[B]own, I'm g[Gb]oin' down to[B]o
If y[E]ou go d[B]own, I'm g[Gb]oin' down to[B]o, yeah
Bridge:
[B]I keep all your s[E]secrets by the d[B]dozen
You know wh[Abm]ere my ske[E]letons sle[B]ep
Hypothetically, if you [E]ever kill your h[B]husband
Hand on the B[Abm]ible, I'd be ly[E]in' through my te[B]eth
Chorus:
'Cause d[E]irt on y[B]ou is d[Gb]irt on me[B]
And w[E]e both kn[B]ow our h[Gb]ands ain't cle[B]an
If it [E]all blows [B]up and we [Gb]end up on the ne[Abm]news
If y[E]ou go d[B]own, I'm g[Gb]oin' down to[B]o
Our b[E]bodies are b[B]buried and they're [Gb]in the same di[B]tch
So [E]even if I w[B]wanted to, [Gb]I can't sni[B]snitch
Th[E]irty to l[B]ife would go qu[Gb]icker with yo[Abm]u, yeah
So, [E]if you go d[B]own, I'm g[Gb]oin' down to[B]o
If y[E]ou go d[B]own, I'm g[Gb]oin' down to[Abm]o
If y[E]ou go d[B]own, I'm g[Gb]oin' down to[B]o
