Verse:
[Gb]God I wish somebody would have t[Bbm]told me
When I was yo[B]younger that all [Db]bodies aren't the same
[Gb]Photoshop itty-bitty m[Bbm]models on magazine [B]covers
Told me [Db]I was overweight
[Gb]I stopped eating, [Bbm]what a bummer
[B]Can't have carbs and a [Db]hot girl summer
[Gb]If I could go back and [Bbm]tell myself
When I was yo[B]younger, I'd say, psst
Chorus:
[Gb]I know Victoria's [Bbm]secret
And [B]girl you wouldn't be[Db]believe
She's an [Gb]old man who lives in [Bbm]Ohio
Making [B]money off of girls like [Db]me
Cashing [Gb]in on body [Bbm]issues
Selling [B]skin and bones with [Bm7]big boobs
[Gb]I know Victoria's [Bbm]secret [B]
She was [Ebm]made up [Db]by a [Gb]dude -dude-
[B]Victoria was [Ebm]made up [Db]by a [Gb]dude -dude-
[B]Victoria was [Ebm]made up [Db]by a [Gb]dude
Verse:
[Gb]I wish somebody would've t[Bbm]told me that thighs of thu[B]thunder
Meant [Db]normal human thighs
The [Gb]xxxxing [Bbm]pressure I was [B]under
To [Db]lose my appe[Gb]appetite
And fight the [Bbm]cellulite
With [B]hunger games like [Db]every night
[Gb]If I could go back and [Bbm]tell myself
When I was [B]younger, I'd say, hey dummy
Chorus:
[Gb]I know Victoria's s[Bbm]secret
And [B]girl you wouldn't be[Db]believe
She's an [Gb]old man who lives in [Bbm]Ohio
Making [B]money off of girls like [Db]me
Cashing [Gb]in on body [Bbm]issues
Selling [B]skin and bones with [Bm7]big boobs
[Gb]I know Victoria's [Bbm]secret [B]
She was [Ebm]made up [Db]by a [Gb]dude -dude-
[B]Victoria was [Ebm]made up [Db]by a [Gb]dude -dude-
[B]Victoria was [Ebm]made up [Db]by a d[Gb]dude
Chorus:
[Gb]I know Victoria's [Bbm]secret
And [B]girl you wouldn't be[Db]believe
She's an [Gb]old man who lives in [Bbm]Ohio
Making [B]money off of girls like [Db]me
Cashing [Gb]in on body [Bbm]issues
Selling [B]skin and bones with [Bm7]big boobs
[Gb]I know Victoria's [Bbm]secret [B]
She was [Ebm]made up [Db]by a [Gb]dude
Chorus:
[Gb]I know Victoria's s[Bbm]secret
And [B]girl you wouldn't be[Db]believe
She's an [Gb]old man who lives in [Bbm]Ohio
Making [B]money off of girls like [Db]me
Cashing [Gb]in on body [Bbm]issues
Selling [B]skin and bones with [Bm7]big boobs
[Gb]I know Victoria's [Bbm]secret
Outro:
[B]She was never [Db]made for me and [Gb]you
