Verse:
I hope that the la[D]st the page of your 80[Bm7]0-page novel is missi[E7]ng
And I hope that i[D]it rains if you leave the [Bm7]window down on your [E7]red Mustang
Chorus:
'Cause e[G]everyday ought to [D]be a bad day for y[G]you
'Cause e[G]everyday ought to [D]be a bad day for y[G]you
Verse:
And if you drop your [D]keys I hope there's a [Bm7]sewer somewhere very near[E7]nearby
And if you're out of [D]clean sheets I hope yo[Bm7]your new girl takes off and[E7]and it's clear why
Chorus:
'Cause e[G]everyday ought to [D]be a bad day for y[G]you
'Cause e[G]everyday ought to [D]be a bad day for y[G]you
Bridge:
And [Bm7]I would like to be your [A]girlfriend so I could dump [B7]you
And [Bm7]I would like to be your [D]garbage man so I would nev[G]never have to pick up
your trash a[G]again
Verse:
Maybe you should [D]wonder why your apar[Bm7]apartment is always so emp[E7]empty
Well I hope you g[D]get locked out of that [Bm7]apartment and have to call [E7]Jenny
Outro:
'[G]Cause everyday ou[D]ght to be a bad da[G]y for you
- But I'm sorry if it ever is -
'[G]Cause everyday ou[D]ght to be a bad da[G]y for you
- But I'm sorry if it ever is - etc...
