[D]You don't always [F#m]have to fuck her hard, In
[Em]Fact sometimes that's not [A]right ... to do.
[D]Sometimes you gotta [F#m]make some love
[Em] And fuckin give her some [A]smooches too
[Bm]Sometimes you got to [G]squeeze
[Bm]Sometimes you got to say [G]please
[D]Sometimes you got to say [A]hey:
I'm gonna [D]fuck you .... [F#m]softly
[Em]I'm gonna screw you [A]gently
I'm gonna [D]hump you.... [F#m]sweetly
I'm gonna [Em]ball you ... [A]discretely
[Bm] And then you say, [G]Hey I brought you flowers
[D] And then you say, [A]Wait a minute sally!
[Bm] I think I got s[G]something in
my teeth could you g[Em]get it out for me?
[A]That's fuckin' Teamwork!
[D]What's your favorite po[F#m]posish?
[Em]That's cool with me it's not my
[A]favorite but I'll do it for [D]you
What's your favorite di[F#m]dish?
I'm not gonna [Em]cook it but I'll order it from [A]Zanzibar!
And [Bm]then I'm gonna love you com[G]completely
And [D]then I'll fuckin' fuck you dis[A]discretely
And [Bm]then I'll fuckin bone you com[G]completely
But [D]then...
I'm gonna [Em]fuck [A]you [C]haaaa[G]haaaaaaaaa[D]aaaaaard
[Bb7]haaaaaaaaaaaa[C]haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[D]aaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!!
