Verse
Sunday [G]morning man s[Cadd9]she woke up fighting ma[G]mad [Cadd9]
bitchin' and m[G]oaning on a[Cadd9]nd on about the time I h[G]ad [Cadd9]
and by [G]Tuesday you could say th[Cadd9]that girl was good as go[G]gone [Cadd9]
then when Th[G]ursday came a[Cadd9]round I was all alo[G]ne [Cadd9]
so I w[D]went for a drive to clear my mind and ended[Cadd9]ended up at a shell on I-65
Chorus
Then I w[G]won 100 bucks on a s[Cadd9]scratch off ticket
bought [G]two 12 packs and a [Em7]tank of gas [Cadd9]with it
she swo[G]re they were a waste of[Cadd9] time aww but she was wr[D]ong
I was c[G]caller #5 on the[Cadd9]the radio station
won a 4[G]4 day 3 night [Cadd9]beach vacation
de[G]ep sea senorita fi[Cadd9]shin' down in pan[D]ama
I ain't gotta [Cadd9]see my ex-future mother in law [D]anymore
oohh lo[D]lord when it rains it po[G]pours [Cadd9] [G] [Cadd9]
Verse
Now she was su[G]re real quick t[Cadd9]o up and apolog[G]ize [Cadd9]
when she hea[G]rd about my new foun[Cadd9]d luck on the FM d[G]ial[Cadd9]
and its cr[G]azy how lately now it ju[Cadd9]st seems to come in wa[G]ves[Cadd9]
what I th[G]thought was gonna be the [Cadd9]death of me was my saving[G]saving grace [Cadd9]
its got me think[D]thinking that her leavin' is the[Cadd9]the only logical reason
Chorus
that I g[G]got the last spot in the [Cadd9]hooters parking lot
and the[G]the waitress left her number on my c[Em7]check with a [Cadd9]heart
she pi[G]picked up on the first [Cadd9]ring when I gave her a ca[D]call
and I only sp[G]spent 5 bucks at the[Cadd9]the moose club raffle
won a us[G]used four-wheeler and[Cadd9]and 3 free passes
for [G]me and two of my bu[Cadd9]buddies to play a round of go[D]golf
I ain't gotta s[Cadd9]see my ex-future mother in law any[D]anymore
oh lord when it rains it [G]pours [Cadd9]
when it rains it po[G]pours [Cadd9]
Bridge
I've been [Am7]on one hell of a red[G/B]redneck road for 3 w[Cadd9]weeks now
it all sta[Am7]started on the [G/B]day that she walked [Cadd9]out
Final Chorus
Then I w[G]won 100 bucks on a s[Cadd9]scratch off ticket
bought [G]two 12 packs and a [Em7]tank of gas [Cadd9]with it
she swo[G]re they were a waste of[Cadd9] time aww but she was wr[D]ong
I was c[G]caller #5 on the[Cadd9]the radio station
won a 4[G]4 day 3 night [Cadd9]beach vacation
de[G]ep sea senorita fi[Cadd9]shin' down in pan[D]ama
I ain't gotta [Cadd9]see my ex-future mother in law [D]anymore
oohh lo[D]lord when it rains it po[G]pours [Cadd9] [G] [Cadd9]
when it rains it po[G]pours [Cadd9] [G]
