Tone: [G]
Intro:
[G] [B] [Em]
[C] [Eb] [G]Finally, [B]I've had [Em]enough
[C] [Eb] [G]Gave it a [B]try and it [Em]sucked [C] [Eb]
Verse:
Cause it's [G]already over b[B]before it begins
Always [Em]start out
as lovers and [C]end up as fr[Eb]friends
First, I'm s[G]swiping a
picture to t[B]talk through a screen
Then he [Em]takes me to
dinner to [C]get in my s[Eb]sheets
Then a [G]week passes by and
there's n[B]no follow-through
And he's [Em]dropping the
ball while I p[C]play by the r[Eb]rules
I'm [G]sick and I'm tired of [B]wasting my time
If e[Em]everything has a shelf-l[E7]shelf-life
Chorus:
[Am]I give [D]up on [Em]love
They're [G]telling me, telling m[Am]me
"You'll [D]find some[Em]someone"
Give [G]in to the fanta[Am]fantasy
While [D]you're still [Em]beautiful
B[G]Breedable and [C]young
Sour, spoiled and [Cm]aging
Expiration d[G]dating[B]ating [Em] [C] [Eb]
Verse:
Now she's o[G]old and a[B]alone with
her [Em]shame (what is s[C]he do[Eb]ing?)
No c[G]children and [B]no one
to [Em]blame (but h[C]erself[Eb])
If [G]I die alone, would it [B]be all that bad
To [Em]live in a mansion with [C]all of my c[Eb]cats?
I'm [G]sick and I'm tired of [B]wasting my time
Don't t[Em]tell me that I have a shelf-[E7]shelf-life
Chorus:
[Am]I give [D]up on [Em]love
They're [G]telling me, telling m[Am]me
"You'll [D]find some[Em]someone"
Give [G]in to the fanta[Am]fantasy
While [D]you're still [Em]beautiful
B[G]Breedable and [C]young
Sour, spoiled and [Cm]aging
Expiration dating
Post-chorus:
[G](La-la-la, [B]la-la-la, [Em]la)
She's passed her prime
[Am](La-la-la, [G]la-la-la, [D]la)
She's lost her mind
[G](La-la-la, [B]la-la-la, [Em]la)
Look at all her flaws
[Am](La-la-la, [G]la-la-la, [D]la)
She's a hopeless [D]cause
Chorus:
[Am]Give [D]up on [Em]love
They're [G]telling me, telling m[Am]me
"You'll [D]find some[Em]someone"
Give [G]in to the fanta[Am]fantasy
While [D]you're still [Em]beautiful
B[G]Breedable and [C]young
Sour, spoiled and [Cm]aging
Expiration dating
Post-chorus:
[G](La-la-la, [B]la-la-la, [Em]la)
She's passed her prime
[Am](La-la-la, [G]la-la-la, [D]la)
She's lost her mind
[G](La-la-la, [B]la-la-la, [Em]la)
Look at all her flaws
[Am](La-la-la, [G]la-la-la, [D]la)
She's a hopeless [D]cause