Tone: [Ab]
Intro: (x2)
[Ab] [Absus4] [Ab]
Verse 1:
You made a [Ab]promise, didn't s[Absus4]say it out [Ab]loud
That you wouldn't [Ab]have me regret [Absus4]sitting [Ab]down
And I made the s[Ebsus4]same one, it's such common practice
A bad combi[Db]combination, a hopeful, an actress
And I made a [Ab]promise as I wa[Absus4]walked through the [Ab]grass
That [Ab]nobody else would catch me [Absus4]quite so[Ab]so fast
But I often [Ebsus4]misread how soon I can learn things
And that is a [Dbadd9]misery to which I'm returning
Chorus:
I had a bad T[Eb]Tuesday, at least it's a n[Db]news day
But I'll probably [Ab]wake up [Absus4]xxxxxx in the [Ab]morning
So [Absus4]what if I'm c[Ebsus4]callous? I'll call it a t[Db]talent
And revel in [Ab]all of the [Absus4]xxxx you're ig[Ab]ignoring
God, people ar[Ab]are borin[Absus4]boring [Ab]
Mm[Ab]Mm [Absus4] [Ab]
Verse 2:
You made a [Ab]promise when you [Absus4]saw me afa[Ab]afar
That this would be [Ab]brief in the way [Absus4]these things[Ab]things are
And I made the [Ebsus4]same one, in the fountain, I tossed it
A bad combi[Db]combination, a sponge and a faucet
Chorus:
I had a bad T[Eb]Tuesday, at least it's a n[Db]news day
But I'll probably [Ab]wake up x[Absus4]xxxxxx in the [Ab]morning
So [Absus4]what if I'm c[Eb]callous? I'll call it a [Db]talent
And revel in [Ab]all of the [Absus4]xxxx you're ign[Ab]ignoring
God, people are[Ab]are boring[Absus4]boring [Ab]
People are[Ab]are boring[Absus4]boring [Ab]
Bridge:
And I[Eb]I tell my friends in a text that I copy and p[Db]paste
Every word in all caps, with no commas
And th[Eb]then all again, when I'm home making pasta
Still h[Db]half in my work clothes, and half in pajamas
And y[Eb]you made a promise and I don't know why
I am cau[Db]caught on a promise, a promise is nothing
[Eb]Life's pretty lawless, an unspoken promise
Is [Db]usually not what protects you from something
Chorus:
I had a bad T[Eb]Tuesday, at least it's a n[Db]news day
But I'll probably [Ab]wake up x[Absus4]xxxxxx in the [Ab]morning
So [Absus4]what if I'm c[Eb]callous? I'll call it a [Db]talent
And revel in [Ab]all of the x[Absus4]xxxx you're igno[Ab]ignoring
God, people are[Ab]are boring[Absus4]boring [Ab]
People are[Ab]are boring[Absus4]boring [Ab]