Tone: [G]
Intro:
[G] [Bm] [Em]
[G]Have you ever stopped to watch a
[Bm]bluebird drop from a [Em]tree, and take to the air?
[G]Me Neither[Bm]Neither [Em]
[G]Have you ever took [Bm]time out to finish
a rhyme [Em]but the right words just weren't there?
[G]Meat Cleaver[Bm]Cleaver [Em]
[G]The people in my [Bm]life are like [Em]grains of sand
[G]Cause they stick [Bm]together Yeah..
[Em]Often near my butt hole
[C]If life is an [D]ocean, [Em]I am a deep and handsome [C]fish[D]fish
a [G]fish that's drown[Bm]drowning
[C]If the artistic process is a [D]birth canal
[Em]Than I am a freshly jellied [C]kid [D]
Come [G]witness my crown[Bm]crowning
[C]These thoughts of mine must be a sign that [D]I'm
Hashtag Deep
[G] [Bm] [Em]
If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Have you ever [G]accidentally peed on the [Bm]
toilet seat [Em]instead of on your girlfriends face?
[G]Me neither[Bm]neither.. [Em]Me neither!
Have you ever [G]wrote a song [Bm]note for note
and not a [Em]single note was out of place?
Duh.
[G]The people in my [Bm]life are like [Em]blades of grass How?
[G]Cause they're all so [Bm]grounded but at [Em]
least grass stays away from my butthole!
[C]Art is a [D]harlot
[Em]And I am her sassy urban [C]friend
[D]Mmm, xxxxx why you being so [G]sel[Bm]selfish?
[C]If momma is [D]right and [Em]the world is my oyster
[C]Than I [D]must have an allergy to [G]shell[Bm]shellfish
[C]You don't know
[D]How could you know
[G]If life makes you [D]wish you were [C]dead
[G]Just put on a good [D]movie and then
[C]promptly put a [D]bullet in your head
[G]Spend [D]forever [C]asleep, [G]cause life
pales in [D]comparison to [C]living the [D]dream
[D]Hashtag Deep
Outro:
[G] [Bm] [Em]